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The most significant piece of advice my father gave me early on about acting was, don’t get caught acting. Really believe in what you’re doing and then commit to it. Even if it feels uncomfortable, even if you feel that you’re gonna look like an ass. It’s all acting, but find the truth in a moment as opposed to just pretending you have and rather than trying to act your way out of it (Ass Quotes)
Everybody’s scared for their ass. There aren’t too many people ready to die for racism. They’ll kill for racism but they won’t die for racism (Ass Quotes)
There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this the best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass (Ass Quotes)
It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you (Ass Quotes)
You’re just a little too hip for the room. It’s not good to be too hip because two hips make an ass (Ass Quotes)
The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years. They are getting so much smoke blown, and their whole world gets so turned upside down, their responses become distorted. I give everybody a year or two to pull it together because, when it first happens, I know how it is (Ass Quotes)
I look back now and realize you have to learn the system. Not kiss ass, but you have to learn the system (Ass Quotes)
Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight (Ass Quotes)
We just got our ass beat by a much better team. It happens once in a while. Does every team win every game? (Ass Quotes)
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum (Ass Quotes)
I’m in favor of an art that does something other than just sit on its ass in a museum (Ass Quotes)
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys, there’s no better feeling than to have that done (Ass Quotes)
The world is not the most pleasant place. Eventually your parents leave you and nobody is going to go out of their way to protect you unconditionally. You need to learn to stand up for yourself and what you believe and sometimes, pardon my language, kick some ass (Ass Quotes)
I’d like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass (Ass Quotes)
Making a noise in this world making a noise in this world you can bet your ass, I won’t go quietly making a noise in this world (Ass Quotes)
I think people sometimes don’t pay enough attention to what they do. I’ve done well, but the reason is pretty simple: I’ve worked my ass off. The toughest thing a performer can do is make it look as if it comes easy (Ass Quotes)
I smoke so much weed that you wouldn’t believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat (Ass Quotes)
I’ve got a good man. He takes care of me. I don’t have to be scared of anything because I know he will kick every ass... disrespect him and you’ve got a problem (Ass Quotes)
Angels are totally real. Tinkerbell has a hot ass. Wendigos exist. It’s all true. Satan is blonde. True fact (Ass Quotes)
Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy (Ass Quotes)
Just because we are wearing lipstick doesn’t mean we can’t kick your ass! (Ass Quotes)
I showed sideboob. I don’t need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don’t get both (Ass Quotes)
Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work. Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet, wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket (Ass Quotes)
You know what wakes me up? A tongue in the ass. There is no alarm clock on that one, you are up, you are shaking, you are in a karate stance... the day has begun (Ass Quotes)
When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell (Ass Quotes)
I’m not much of a revenge person, because I think when you start with revenge it cheapens what you’ve been through. My rule is to hold your head high and never stop looking that person in the eye, because they know and you know, and you’re still the professional. And they can just feel like an ass for the rest of their lives. That’s my favorite thing to do (Ass Quotes)
You should get a glass stomach. That way you won’t have to worry about pulling your head out of your ass! (Ass Quotes)
The thirst for knowledge is like a piece of ass you know you shouldn’t chase; in the end, you chase it just the same (Ass Quotes)
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay? (Ass Quotes)
A traveller must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing (Ass Quotes)