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Awkward Quotes

My biggest problem in my life is I’m cheap and I didn’t hire a publicist. In every awkward interview, normally actors get these things scripted Picture Quote #1

I get so nervous. I happen to be socially awkward and shy. I spent a lot of my time as an adult not going places Picture Quote #1

If something can be said to make an awkward moment even worse, I’m going to say it Picture Quote #1

I’m kind of a nervous person in general. I’m socially awkward. I’m not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid, my parents gave me piano lessons and guitar lessons for a while, but I was never very good at it. I have big, sort of awkward hands. It’s hard to keep going when you don’t get any better Picture Quote #1

It’s always awkward when someone doesn’t realize you’re joking and devotes thought time to what you’ve said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil Picture Quote #1

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These are pictures of the people in my family where we look like the most awkward and desperate folk you ever saw, poster children for the human condition Picture Quote #1

She crossed the room to him, put her arms around him, clung to him, turning her face to the side, learning all at once that it was awkward to show a person all of one’s love when one’s nose was broken Picture Quote #1

We look at each other for a moment and for once I feel awkward. It’s not that I’m not into humility; I’ve just never had to practise it Picture Quote #1

The truth doesn’t set you free, you know. It makes you feel awkward and embarrassed and defenseless and red in the face and horrified and petrified and vulnerable Picture Quote #1

There is always the risk: something is good and good and good and good, then all at once it gets awkward Picture Quote #1

Just as I lay back, she sat up. I sat up, and she flopped back down. Awkward. That was my every move when it came to her. Now we were both lying down, staring up at the blue sky Picture Quote #1

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Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl’s purpose Picture Quote #1

Once again the absurdity of my inner thoughts overwhelms me, and I want to crawl out of my skin, escape my ugly, awkward flesh and be a skeleton, naked and anonymous Picture Quote #1

I’m not used to girls, or familiar with their customs. I feel awkward around them, I don’t know what to say. I know the unspoken rules of boys, but with girls I sense that I am always on the verge of some unforeseen, calamitous blunder Picture Quote #1

I would say it was nice to meet you, but the fact is it wasnt. in fact, it was quite awkward Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if I’m particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don’t know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem Picture Quote #1

Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand Picture Quote #1

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Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with... It can be confusing and weird and awkward, but sometimes it just makes you melt and forget everything that is going on Picture Quote #1

I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear Picture Quote #1

I’m a bad dater. I’m the most socially awkward person, like carrying on conversations and stuff Picture Quote #1

I felt very awkward and out of place in school. Not popular, not attractive, not special in any way and I was longing for love and approval from someone Picture Quote #1

There is nothing worse than the feeling that no one cares whether we exists or not, that no one is interested in what we have to say about life, and that the world can continue turning without our awkward presence Picture Quote #1

I don’t like to fly. I’ve never been a good flyer. I have a lot of friends that have permanent nail marks in their arms... The moaning that comes from me when there is turbulence. It’s awkward for everyone around Picture Quote #1

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A man who knows the world will not only make the most of everything he does know, but of many things he does not know, and will gain more credit by his adroit mode of hiding his ignorance than the pedant by his awkward attempt to exhibit his erudition Picture Quote #1

His embarassment would have pleased me, but once he recovered, there would be that awkward period that sometimes culminates in a handshake. I didn’t want to touch these people’s hands or see things from their point of view, I just wanted to continue hating them. So I kept my mouth shut and stared off into space Picture Quote #1

You shouldn’t try to stop everything from happening. Sometimes you’re supposed to feel awkward. Sometimes you’re supposed to be vulnerable in front of people. Sometimes it’s necessary because it’s all part of you getting to the next part of yourself, the next day Picture Quote #1

She would try to relieve the pain of love by first roughly rubbing her dry lips against mine; then my darling would draw away with a nervous toss of her hair, and then again come darkly near and let me feed on her open mouth, while with a generosity that was ready to offer her everything, my heart, my throat, my entrails, I gave her to hold in her awkward first the scepter of my passion Picture Quote #1

She thought in would be awkward for both to be brought into conscious collision; and fancied that, from her being on a low seat at first, and now standing behind her father, he had overlooked her in his haste. As if he did not feel the consciousness of her presence all over, though his eyes had never rested on her! Picture Quote #1

It is awkward to listen to oneself being praised, and I was always a shy man Picture Quote #1

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My biggest problem in my life is I’m cheap and I didn’t hire a publicist. In every awkward interview, normally actors get these things scripted (Awkward Quotes) I get so nervous. I happen to be socially awkward and shy. I spent a lot of my time as an adult not going places (Awkward Quotes) If something can be said to make an awkward moment even worse, I’m going to say it (Awkward Quotes) I’m kind of a nervous person in general. I’m socially awkward. I’m not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot (Awkward Quotes) When I was a kid, my parents gave me piano lessons and guitar lessons for a while, but I was never very good at it. I have big, sort of awkward hands. It’s hard to keep going when you don’t get any better (Awkward Quotes) It’s always awkward when someone doesn’t realize you’re joking and devotes thought time to what you’ve said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil (Awkward Quotes) These are pictures of the people in my family where we look like the most awkward and desperate folk you ever saw, poster children for the human condition (Awkward Quotes) She crossed the room to him, put her arms around him, clung to him, turning her face to the side, learning all at once that it was awkward to show a person all of one’s love when one’s nose was broken (Awkward Quotes) We look at each other for a moment and for once I feel awkward. It’s not that I’m not into humility; I’ve just never had to practise it (Awkward Quotes) The truth doesn’t set you free, you know. It makes you feel awkward and embarrassed and defenseless and red in the face and horrified and petrified and vulnerable (Awkward Quotes) There is always the risk: something is good and good and good and good, then all at once it gets awkward (Awkward Quotes) Just as I lay back, she sat up. I sat up, and she flopped back down. Awkward. That was my every move when it came to her. Now we were both lying down, staring up at the blue sky (Awkward Quotes) Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl’s purpose (Awkward Quotes) Once again the absurdity of my inner thoughts overwhelms me, and I want to crawl out of my skin, escape my ugly, awkward flesh and be a skeleton, naked and anonymous (Awkward Quotes) I’m not used to girls, or familiar with their customs. I feel awkward around them, I don’t know what to say. I know the unspoken rules of boys, but with girls I sense that I am always on the verge of some unforeseen, calamitous blunder (Awkward Quotes) I would say it was nice to meet you, but the fact is it wasnt. in fact, it was quite awkward (Awkward Quotes) I don’t know if I’m particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don’t know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem (Awkward Quotes) Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an awkward gait, and a cigar in the mouth and a pen in pocket or hand (Awkward Quotes) Kissing is something that makes up for a lot of other crap you have to put up with... It can be confusing and weird and awkward, but sometimes it just makes you melt and forget everything that is going on (Awkward Quotes) I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear (Awkward Quotes) I’m a bad dater. I’m the most socially awkward person, like carrying on conversations and stuff (Awkward Quotes) I felt very awkward and out of place in school. Not popular, not attractive, not special in any way and I was longing for love and approval from someone (Awkward Quotes) There is nothing worse than the feeling that no one cares whether we exists or not, that no one is interested in what we have to say about life, and that the world can continue turning without our awkward presence (Awkward Quotes) I don’t like to fly. I’ve never been a good flyer. I have a lot of friends that have permanent nail marks in their arms... The moaning that comes from me when there is turbulence. It’s awkward for everyone around (Awkward Quotes) A man who knows the world will not only make the most of everything he does know, but of many things he does not know, and will gain more credit by his adroit mode of hiding his ignorance than the pedant by his awkward attempt to exhibit his erudition (Awkward Quotes) His embarassment would have pleased me, but once he recovered, there would be that awkward period that sometimes culminates in a handshake. I didn’t want to touch these people’s hands or see things from their point of view, I just wanted to continue hating them. So I kept my mouth shut and stared off into space (Awkward Quotes) You shouldn’t try to stop everything from happening. Sometimes you’re supposed to feel awkward. Sometimes you’re supposed to be vulnerable in front of people. Sometimes it’s necessary because it’s all part of you getting to the next part of yourself, the next day (Awkward Quotes) She would try to relieve the pain of love by first roughly rubbing her dry lips against mine; then my darling would draw away with a nervous toss of her hair, and then again come darkly near and let me feed on her open mouth, while with a generosity that was ready to offer her everything, my heart, my throat, my entrails, I gave her to hold in her awkward first the scepter of my passion (Awkward Quotes) She thought in would be awkward for both to be brought into conscious collision; and fancied that, from her being on a low seat at first, and now standing behind her father, he had overlooked her in his haste. As if he did not feel the consciousness of her presence all over, though his eyes had never rested on her! (Awkward Quotes) It is awkward to listen to oneself being praised, and I was always a shy man (Awkward Quotes)

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