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Aziz Ansari Quotes

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you’re feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work Picture Quote #1

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true Picture Quote #1

When I’m dating someone, I have a list called my ‘Oh No Nos.’ If a woman commits a Oh No No, it can end the relationship. Not loving 90s R Picture Quote #1

With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody Picture Quote #1

Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don’t want to hear you do that again Picture Quote #1

Every time I’ve done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there’s always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they’re just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that Picture Quote #1

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Any jokes I make I try to make sure it’s on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie Picture Quote #1

I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero Picture Quote #1

I’m so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with or work with. That’s such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them Picture Quote #1

Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal Picture Quote #1

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it’s Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack Picture Quote #1

The whole idea of love is scary - so is being with someone for the rest of your life and being happy with them for the rest of your life. There’s lots of research to suggest that, actually, love’s not really that simple Picture Quote #1

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Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy Picture Quote #1

At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit Picture Quote #1

It’s much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way Picture Quote #1

I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat Picture Quote #1

A lot of people my age think stand up sucks Picture Quote #1

I’m kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat Picture Quote #1

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I know my fan base is a smart group of people Picture Quote #1

I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love Picture Quote #1

Come cook food with me and do nothing Picture Quote #1

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig Picture Quote #1

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you’re gay Picture Quote #1

Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday Picture Quote #1

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Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life Picture Quote #1

Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you Picture Quote #1

I’m kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it’s like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour Picture Quote #1

I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff Picture Quote #1

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy Picture Quote #1

If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you’re feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work Picture Quote #1

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If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you’re feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That’s what we’re shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) When I’m dating someone, I have a list called my ‘Oh No Nos.’ If a woman commits a Oh No No, it can end the relationship. Not loving 90s R (Aziz Ansari Quotes) With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your stuff, and they don’t want to hear you do that again. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Every time I’ve done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there’s always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they’re just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Any jokes I make I try to make sure it’s on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I have found that she is as kind and caring a person as she is hilarious. Simply put, Amy Poehler is my hero. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I’m so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with or work with. That’s such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it’s Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) The whole idea of love is scary - so is being with someone for the rest of your life and being happy with them for the rest of your life. There’s lots of research to suggest that, actually, love’s not really that simple. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) It’s much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) A lot of people my age think stand up sucks (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I’m kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I know my fan base is a smart group of people (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Come cook food with me and do nothing (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig (Aziz Ansari Quotes) The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you’re gay (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I’m kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it’s like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you’re not supposed to be the coolest guy (Aziz Ansari Quotes) If you believe that men and women have equal rights, if someone asks if you’re feminist, you have to say yes because that is how words work (Aziz Ansari Quotes)

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