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Aziz Ansari Quotes

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians? Picture Quote #1

Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal Picture Quote #1

If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights Picture Quote #1

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid Picture Quote #1

Every time I’ve done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there’s always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they’re just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that Picture Quote #1

I just think it’s sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs Picture Quote #1

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One of my life goals is to be a best man. It’s a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind Picture Quote #1

Oh, what’s this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet Picture Quote #1

At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit Picture Quote #1

I’ve always tried to maintain that I don’t have any advice to give. I’m a curious observer Picture Quote #1

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing Picture Quote #1

It’s much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way Picture Quote #1

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When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that’s very special, and not to be taken for granted Picture Quote #1

I’m so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with, or work with. That’s such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them Picture Quote #1

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best Picture Quote #1

In this era, we have more choice than any group of people ever. When you are out at night, anyone in the universe can contact you instantly. Think about how crazy that is compared to even a few decades ago Picture Quote #1

I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run Picture Quote #1

It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different variations of a joke until I land on one I think is really good Picture Quote #1

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I always have my setlist planned out, but the best moments are when the energy of the crowd just gets your mind working and you are able to come up with new tags for jokes and just riff off things in the room Picture Quote #1

If thou canst walk on water, thou art no better than a straw. If thou canst fly in the air, thou art no better than a fly. Conquer thy heart that thou mayest become somebody Picture Quote #1

Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever Picture Quote #1

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you’ll get hired Picture Quote #1

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Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians? (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Your favorite kind of cake can’t be birthday cake, that’s like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal (Aziz Ansari Quotes) If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights (Aziz Ansari Quotes) For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Every time I’ve done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there’s always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they’re just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I just think it’s sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs (Aziz Ansari Quotes) One of my life goals is to be a best man. It’s a baller position. You get drunk, you make speeches, and you make love to the prettiest bridesmaid. Usually standing from behind (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Oh, what’s this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I’m walking on red carpet (Aziz Ansari Quotes) At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I’ve always tried to maintain that I don’t have any advice to give. I’m a curious observer (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing (Aziz Ansari Quotes) It’s much more fun to share and laugh at the bad times and the frustrations. I find you get a much deeper connection with the audience that way (Aziz Ansari Quotes) When you meet someone you really like and connect with, I think that’s very special, and not to be taken for granted (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I’m so jealous of people who have crushes on people they go to school with, or work with. That’s such a blessing. You actually get to see them all the time and spend time with them (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best (Aziz Ansari Quotes) In this era, we have more choice than any group of people ever. When you are out at night, anyone in the universe can contact you instantly. Think about how crazy that is compared to even a few decades ago (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I was surprised to learn that research showed arranged couples tended to be happier in the long run (Aziz Ansari Quotes) It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different variations of a joke until I land on one I think is really good (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I always have my setlist planned out, but the best moments are when the energy of the crowd just gets your mind working and you are able to come up with new tags for jokes and just riff off things in the room (Aziz Ansari Quotes) If thou canst walk on water, thou art no better than a straw. If thou canst fly in the air, thou art no better than a fly. Conquer thy heart that thou mayest become somebody (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you’ll get hired (Aziz Ansari Quotes)

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