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Aziz Ansari Quotes

Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man Picture Quote #1

You don’t know Jay-Z’s scedule. He’s a renaissance man Picture Quote #1

I prefer being totally sober myself Picture Quote #1

I’ve never done online dating Picture Quote #1

At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit Picture Quote #1

I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What’s hot, DJ Roomba! Picture Quote #1

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When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot Picture Quote #1

No one’s trying to get with jugglers Picture Quote #1

Come on, man, I got a full beard! Picture Quote #1

I think absurdist humor is funny Picture Quote #1

I’m kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat Picture Quote #1

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I know my fan base is a smart group of people Picture Quote #1

I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love Picture Quote #1

Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday Picture Quote #1

The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you’re gay Picture Quote #1

Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig Picture Quote #1

Come cook food with me and do nothing Picture Quote #1

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A lot of people my age think stand up sucks Picture Quote #1

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life Picture Quote #1

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Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man (Aziz Ansari Quotes) You don’t know Jay-Z’s scedule. He’s a renaissance man (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I prefer being totally sober myself (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I’ve never done online dating (Aziz Ansari Quotes) At the risk bragging, one of the things I’m best at is riding coattails. Behind every successful man is me, smiling and taking partial credit. (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I strapped an MP3 player to one of those floor-cleaning robots. Call him DJ Roomba - little guy cruises around and plays music. What’s hot, DJ Roomba! (Aziz Ansari Quotes) When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot (Aziz Ansari Quotes) No one’s trying to get with jugglers (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Come on, man, I got a full beard! (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I think absurdist humor is funny (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I’m kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I know my fan base is a smart group of people (Aziz Ansari Quotes) I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday (Aziz Ansari Quotes) The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you’re gay (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Come cook food with me and do nothing (Aziz Ansari Quotes) A lot of people my age think stand up sucks (Aziz Ansari Quotes) Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life (Aziz Ansari Quotes)