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Bacon Quotes

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment Picture Quote #1

I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time Picture Quote #1

I want to spend as much time as I can with my family, yet I’m aware of having to bring home the bacon Picture Quote #1

You worry too much. Eat some bacon... what? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon Picture Quote #1

The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave Picture Quote #1

I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and what else, turkey burgers, turkey bacon, and that kind of stuff. So she wants her dad to live a long time, and I do, too Picture Quote #1

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I eat fish and love bacon. Plus, I don’t mind if soups are made with chicken or beef stock, I just don’t like eating big pieces of meat Picture Quote #1

Dinner alone is one of life’s pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat when they are alone. A salad, they tell you. But when you persist, they confess to peanut butter and bacon sandwiches deep fried and eaten with hot sauce, or spaghetti with butter and grape jam Picture Quote #1

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody’s going to get hurt Picture Quote #1

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon Picture Quote #1

I order various types of breakfast and lunches. I do not just come in and order hamburgers all the time. I order the specials, pancakes, bacon and eggs Picture Quote #1

It’s one thing to reject the idea that it’s a man’s job to bring home all the bacon; it’s another the 500th time your wife reaches for the check at dinner Picture Quote #1

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If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound Picture Quote #1

My songs are my hookers. I can’t worry about how they are going to be treated; they just need to bring home the bacon Picture Quote #1

Bacon. Crispy. Salty. I could just eat a mountain of bacon for breakfast; it’s so delicious Picture Quote #1

When I see a paragraph shrinking under my eyes like a strip of bacon in a skillet, I know I’m on the right track Picture Quote #1

He describes it as a large apartment, with a red brick floor and a capacious chimney; the ceiling garnished with hams, sides of bacon, and ropes of onions Picture Quote #1

I was so embarrassed I could feel my nerves curling like bacon over a hot fire Picture Quote #1

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Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I’m not a country person. I don’t like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and fondling a pig Picture Quote #1

I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage, with my books, my family, and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post which any human power can give Picture Quote #1

I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious Picture Quote #1

Socialists ignore the side of man that is the spirit. They can provide you shelter, fill your belly with bacon and beans, treat you when you’re ill, all the things guaranteed to a prisoner or a slave. They don’t understand that we also dream Picture Quote #1

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise Picture Quote #1

If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I’m confused. Also hungry Picture Quote #1

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As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it Picture Quote #1

Culture is the possibility and impossibility that bacon and fruit can appear on the same plate Picture Quote #1

When you hear bacon cooking... that sizzling sound isn’t the fat cooking... that’s applause Picture Quote #1

You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon Picture Quote #1

I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it’s pretty sincere Picture Quote #1

Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! Picture Quote #1

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When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment (Bacon Quotes) I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time (Bacon Quotes) I want to spend as much time as I can with my family, yet I’m aware of having to bring home the bacon (Bacon Quotes) You worry too much. Eat some bacon... what? No, I got no idea if it’ll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon (Bacon Quotes) The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The wolf thought bacon form was a very sensible way for pigs to behave (Bacon Quotes) I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning and what else, turkey burgers, turkey bacon, and that kind of stuff. So she wants her dad to live a long time, and I do, too (Bacon Quotes) I eat fish and love bacon. Plus, I don’t mind if soups are made with chicken or beef stock, I just don’t like eating big pieces of meat (Bacon Quotes) Dinner alone is one of life’s pleasures. Certainly cooking for oneself reveals man at his weirdest. People lie when you ask them what they eat when they are alone. A salad, they tell you. But when you persist, they confess to peanut butter and bacon sandwiches deep fried and eaten with hot sauce, or spaghetti with butter and grape jam (Bacon Quotes) Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody’s going to get hurt (Bacon Quotes) I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon (Bacon Quotes) I order various types of breakfast and lunches. I do not just come in and order hamburgers all the time. I order the specials, pancakes, bacon and eggs (Bacon Quotes) It’s one thing to reject the idea that it’s a man’s job to bring home all the bacon; it’s another the 500th time your wife reaches for the check at dinner (Bacon Quotes) If you record the sound of bacon in a frying pan and play it back, it sounds like the pops and cracks on an old 33 1/3 recording. Almost exactly like that. You could substitute it for that sound (Bacon Quotes) My songs are my hookers. I can’t worry about how they are going to be treated; they just need to bring home the bacon (Bacon Quotes) Bacon. Crispy. Salty. I could just eat a mountain of bacon for breakfast; it’s so delicious (Bacon Quotes) When I see a paragraph shrinking under my eyes like a strip of bacon in a skillet, I know I’m on the right track (Bacon Quotes) He describes it as a large apartment, with a red brick floor and a capacious chimney; the ceiling garnished with hams, sides of bacon, and ropes of onions (Bacon Quotes) I was so embarrassed I could feel my nerves curling like bacon over a hot fire (Bacon Quotes) Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I’m not a country person. I don’t like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and fondling a pig (Bacon Quotes) I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage, with my books, my family, and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post which any human power can give (Bacon Quotes) I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious (Bacon Quotes) Socialists ignore the side of man that is the spirit. They can provide you shelter, fill your belly with bacon and beans, treat you when you’re ill, all the things guaranteed to a prisoner or a slave. They don’t understand that we also dream (Bacon Quotes) I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise (Bacon Quotes) If women are breadwinners and men bring home the bacon, why do people complain about having no dough? I’m confused. Also hungry (Bacon Quotes) As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it (Bacon Quotes) Culture is the possibility and impossibility that bacon and fruit can appear on the same plate (Bacon Quotes) When you hear bacon cooking... that sizzling sound isn’t the fat cooking... that’s applause (Bacon Quotes) You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon (Bacon Quotes) I would say some of the food I talk about that I really enjoy, like cake and bacon, I eat a lot less than I portray in my act. But that stuff that I dislike, it’s pretty sincere (Bacon Quotes) Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs! (Bacon Quotes)

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