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Bad Golf Quotes

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad Picture Quote #1

Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots Picture Quote #1

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie Picture Quote #1

I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf Picture Quote #1

What I like about golf is there are no bad calls Picture Quote #1

Golf is not a game of good shots. It’s a game of bad shots Picture Quote #1

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I don’t support the belly putter. I think it’s bad for the game of golf Picture Quote #1

I was a very bad accountant; I didn’t care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training Picture Quote #1

I realized that the secret to golf isn’t how low you shoot when it’s going good, it’s how to make your bad rounds better Picture Quote #1

He’d learned in the past few months that telling a girl what to wear--even one the size of a golf club--was a bad idea. Histrionics often followed Picture Quote #1

Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game Picture Quote #1

Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship Picture Quote #1

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I’ll tell you what, I’ve been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it’s just part of the game Picture Quote #1

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play Picture Quote #1

I’m not a bad golfer, and I’m not the best, either Picture Quote #1

A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world Picture Quote #1

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot Picture Quote #1

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it Picture Quote #1

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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad Picture Quote #1

I’ve seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf Picture Quote #1

Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky Picture Quote #1

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all Picture Quote #1

While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I’m happy with life as a bad golfer! Picture Quote #1

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Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad (Bad Golf Quotes) Golf is not about the quality of your good shots, it is about the quality of your bad shots (Bad Golf Quotes) He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie (Bad Golf Quotes) I do not let a bad score ruin my enjoyment for golf (Bad Golf Quotes) What I like about golf is there are no bad calls (Bad Golf Quotes) Golf is not a game of good shots. It’s a game of bad shots. (Bad Golf Quotes) I don’t support the belly putter. I think it’s bad for the game of golf. (Bad Golf Quotes) I was a very bad accountant; I didn’t care about money, golf or discovering fraud. After about a year I was sacked; then I went into teacher training. (Bad Golf Quotes) I realized that the secret to golf isn’t how low you shoot when it’s going good, it’s how to make your bad rounds better. (Bad Golf Quotes) He’d learned in the past few months that telling a girl what to wear--even one the size of a golf club--was a bad idea. Histrionics often followed. (Bad Golf Quotes) Golf isn’t like other sports where you can take a player out if he’s having a bad day. You have to play the whole game. (Bad Golf Quotes) Golf is the only game in which a precise knowledge of the rules can earn one a reputation for bad sportsmanship. (Bad Golf Quotes) I’ll tell you what, I’ve been in some seriously bad places playing golf and it’s just part of the game. (Bad Golf Quotes) It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play (Bad Golf Quotes) I’m not a bad golfer, and I’m not the best, either (Bad Golf Quotes) A great deal of unnecessarily bad golf is played in this world (Bad Golf Quotes) It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot (Bad Golf Quotes) It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it (Bad Golf Quotes) Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad (Bad Golf Quotes) I’ve seen the bottom and I know the difference between good golf and bad golf (Bad Golf Quotes) Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky (Bad Golf Quotes) The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of which is whether the ball was actually hit at all (Bad Golf Quotes) While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I’m happy with life as a bad golfer! (Bad Golf Quotes)