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Bagel Quotes

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed Picture Quote #1

I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! Picture Quote #1

Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they’re just good Picture Quote #1

The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis Picture Quote #1

I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift Picture Quote #1

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there Picture Quote #1

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The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise Picture Quote #1

The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice! Picture Quote #1

I’ve got a nice car. I love my job. I’ve got a bagel store, and I have breakfast every morning with friends I grew up with. I’ve been in movies, I’ve written books - I don’t know how that all happened Picture Quote #1

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn’t get a good bagel back home. I said: ‘Well, whose fault is that?’ Picture Quote #1

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A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed (Bagel Quotes) I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! (Bagel Quotes) Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they’re just good (Bagel Quotes) The bagel, an unsweetened doughnut with rigor mortis (Bagel Quotes) I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I’m going to go shopping during my five-hour shift. (Bagel Quotes) I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what’s even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there (Bagel Quotes) The bagel is a lonely roll to eat all by yourself because in order for the true taste to come out you need your family. One to cut the bagels, one to toast them, one to put on the cream cheese and the lox, one to put them on the table and one to supervise (Bagel Quotes) The things that matter in this country have been reduced in choice, there are two political parties, there are a handful insurance companies, there are six or seven information centers.. but if you want a bagel there are 23 flavors. Because you have the illusion of choice! (Bagel Quotes) I’ve got a nice car. I love my job. I’ve got a bagel store, and I have breakfast every morning with friends I grew up with. I’ve been in movies, I’ve written books - I don’t know how that all happened. (Bagel Quotes) My sister married a German. He complained he couldn’t get a good bagel back home. I said: ‘Well, whose fault is that?’ (Bagel Quotes)