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Bald Quotes

There is one thing about being President - nobody can tell you when to sit down Picture Quote #1

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him Picture Quote #1

Seize the opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind Picture Quote #1

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald Picture Quote #1

Bald is the new black! Picture Quote #1

We’re all born bald, baby Picture Quote #1

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I’m going bald. I’m having a major problem with it Picture Quote #1

All beliefs are bald ideas Picture Quote #1

Can’t act. Can’t sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little Picture Quote #1

Almost everyone is bald. And thats because of what they eat Picture Quote #1

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair Picture Quote #1

Being bald is no fun Picture Quote #1

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I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it’s hard to find 32 of them Picture Quote #1

You see, being bald and wearing that gray starship uniform, I would have looked like a boy. I wanted to look like a sexy female Picture Quote #1

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you Picture Quote #1

I found out I got ringworm from Felix. If it gets in my head, they will have to shave off my hair. I'll be bald just like Eisenhower, and I am a Democrat Picture Quote #1

You know, I’m an old man, and there’s always parts for old bald guys Picture Quote #1

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you Picture Quote #1

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That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape Picture Quote #1

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face Picture Quote #1

God, I’m just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to go bald, I don’t know what’s coming up next Picture Quote #1

You can’t play hockey with a bald spot, so I’m hanging up the skates Picture Quote #1

Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs Picture Quote #1

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There is one thing about being President - nobody can tell you when to sit down (Bald Quotes) A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him (Bald Quotes) Seize the opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind (Bald Quotes) Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald (Bald Quotes) Bald is the new black! (Bald Quotes) We’re all born bald, baby (Bald Quotes) I’m going bald. I’m having a major problem with it (Bald Quotes) All beliefs are bald ideas (Bald Quotes) Can’t act. Can’t sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little (Bald Quotes) Almost everyone is bald. And thats because of what they eat (Bald Quotes) There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair (Bald Quotes) Being bald is no fun (Bald Quotes) I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it’s hard to find 32 of them (Bald Quotes) You see, being bald and wearing that gray starship uniform, I would have looked like a boy. I wanted to look like a sexy female (Bald Quotes) Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you (Bald Quotes) I found out I got ringworm from Felix. If it gets in my head, they will have to shave off my hair. I'll be bald just like Eisenhower, and I am a Democrat (Bald Quotes) You know, I’m an old man, and there’s always parts for old bald guys (Bald Quotes) Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you (Bald Quotes) That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. (Bald Quotes) I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face (Bald Quotes) God, I’m just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? (Bald Quotes) I don’t want to go bald, I don’t know what’s coming up next (Bald Quotes) You can’t play hockey with a bald spot, so I’m hanging up the skates (Bald Quotes) Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs (Bald Quotes)

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