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Bald Quotes

For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy Picture Quote #1

Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however much people say there is nothing wrong with being bald, the reality is once the hair is gone, you might not get the parts Picture Quote #1

If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That’s all I am. I live it Picture Quote #1

I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual. In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint Picture Quote #1

What’s interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair Picture Quote #1

I’m real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I’m completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly Picture Quote #1

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When I was 41, I found a lump the size of a grape in my right breast. I ended up bald, sick and exhausted from surgeries, chemo and radiation treatments. Ah, but I got to live Picture Quote #1

Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of scientific reality Picture Quote #1

We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent Picture Quote #1

At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for older because of the bald noggin. I got juicy roles right from the start Picture Quote #1

At first, I lost my confidence a little. I’m used to having my hair, but now you have this bald thing on top. Then I got into it. It was easy and free; I didn’t have to wash my hair. I just took a hot towel and buffed it to make it nice and shiny Picture Quote #1

In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers Picture Quote #1

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I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it’s hard to find 32 of them Picture Quote #1

It is never too late to go quietly to our lakes, rivers, oceans, even our small streams, and say to the sea gulls, the great blue herons, the bald eagles, the salmon, that we are sorry Picture Quote #1

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face Picture Quote #1

The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like two old men with bald heads pressed between the shoulders Picture Quote #1

If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can Picture Quote #1

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you’re going bald Picture Quote #1

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You see, being bald and wearing that gray starship uniform, I would have looked like a boy. I wanted to look like a sexy female Picture Quote #1

Don’t tear your hair out over a woman; it’ll be harder to attract the next one if you’re bald Picture Quote #1

Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous Picture Quote #1

It’s ridiculous, but it’s horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn’t is lying Picture Quote #1

I’m working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs Picture Quote #1

I’m an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30’s. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled Picture Quote #1

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The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can’t get it back; it’s bald in the back of the head and never turns around Picture Quote #1

Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I’m as bald as a billiard ball! Picture Quote #1

If you have a bald head don’t walk out in the sun because you will get burned Picture Quote #1

It’s very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism Picture Quote #1

Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn’t have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee Picture Quote #1

They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there Picture Quote #1

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For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy (Bald Quotes) Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however much people say there is nothing wrong with being bald, the reality is once the hair is gone, you might not get the parts (Bald Quotes) If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That’s all I am. I live it (Bald Quotes) I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual. In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint (Bald Quotes) What’s interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair (Bald Quotes) I’m real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I’m completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly (Bald Quotes) When I was 41, I found a lump the size of a grape in my right breast. I ended up bald, sick and exhausted from surgeries, chemo and radiation treatments. Ah, but I got to live (Bald Quotes) Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of scientific reality (Bald Quotes) We can lie in the language of dress or try ot tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent (Bald Quotes) At 24, my head was as shiny as a cue ball on a billiard table. I naturally thought this meant curtains. Actually, I found it helped. When I was too young to play real character parts, they mistook me for older because of the bald noggin. I got juicy roles right from the start (Bald Quotes) At first, I lost my confidence a little. I’m used to having my hair, but now you have this bald thing on top. Then I got into it. It was easy and free; I didn’t have to wash my hair. I just took a hot towel and buffed it to make it nice and shiny (Bald Quotes) In my earliest memory, my grandfather is bald as a stone and he takes me to see the tigers (Bald Quotes) I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it’s hard to find 32 of them (Bald Quotes) It is never too late to go quietly to our lakes, rivers, oceans, even our small streams, and say to the sea gulls, the great blue herons, the bald eagles, the salmon, that we are sorry (Bald Quotes) I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face (Bald Quotes) The shots had dispersed the birds; there remained only two marabous, standing between ten and twenty paces away and plunged in reverie. They were like two old men with bald heads pressed between the shoulders (Bald Quotes) If I choose to come in this ring and walk over here and stand infront of the bald wonder twins and beat the living crap out of you, I can (Bald Quotes) Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you’re going bald (Bald Quotes) You see, being bald and wearing that gray starship uniform, I would have looked like a boy. I wanted to look like a sexy female (Bald Quotes) Don’t tear your hair out over a woman; it’ll be harder to attract the next one if you’re bald (Bald Quotes) Custom is second nature. Be accustomed to a bald head, sufficiently accustomed, and hair on it would seem monstrous (Bald Quotes) It’s ridiculous, but it’s horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn’t is lying (Bald Quotes) I’m working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs (Bald Quotes) I’m an actor who they said was wrinkled and balding and everything else when I was in my early 30’s. Most of the people who wrote that who thought they were younger than me are now bald and wrinkled (Bald Quotes) The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can’t get it back; it’s bald in the back of the head and never turns around (Bald Quotes) Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I’m as bald as a billiard ball! (Bald Quotes) If you have a bald head don’t walk out in the sun because you will get burned (Bald Quotes) It’s very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism (Bald Quotes) Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn’t have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee (Bald Quotes) They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there (Bald Quotes)

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