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Bald Quotes

My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence Picture Quote #1

I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz don’t mean you ain’t a peach Picture Quote #1

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one’s age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald Picture Quote #1

He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren’t bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath Picture Quote #1

We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent Picture Quote #1

I don’t care if they call me baldie or chrome dome. God took an eraser and brushed my head clean. I’d rather be bald on top than bald inside Picture Quote #1

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Not from gray hairs authority doth flow, nor from bald heads, nor from a wrinkled brow; but our past life, when virtuously spent, must to our age those happy fruits present Picture Quote #1

Opportunity has hair on her forehead, but is bald behind. If you meet her seize her, for once let slip, jove himself cannot catch her again Picture Quote #1

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not Picture Quote #1

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren’t. And it’s just not - there is no equality ther Picture Quote #1

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same Picture Quote #1

I’m a weird, bald musician who makes records in his bedroom and lives in the Lower East Side Picture Quote #1

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The nomination of John McCain is another milestone. So whether black, women, or bald, yes we can Picture Quote #1

I hope you’re the least fat, bald, broke, embarrassingly drunk person at your high school reunion Picture Quote #1

One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny white bald guy, but he was really moved by blues and Motown and funk Picture Quote #1

[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I’m being attacked by a short, bald man. But it’s just me with my little fat child Picture Quote #1

There’s not a lot of precedent for weird, bald musicians in the Lower East Side making records in their bedrooms and going on to sell a lot of copies of the record. Especially if you look at the pop climate Picture Quote #1

I retired at age 40 because my daughters looked at me one day and said: ‘Dad, being bald and wearing shorts doesn’t look good together’ Picture Quote #1

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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual. In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all Picture Quote #1

It seems like you can’t actually have really bad hair or be bald and run for President of the United States Picture Quote #1

If I were an animal, I’d probably be a bald eagle, since I’m already bald and I love to fish. But I’d probably be a shaky-ass eagle because I’m afraid of flying Picture Quote #1

New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That’s encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I’ve got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs Picture Quote #1

For my own part, I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen the representative of our country. He is a bird of bad moral character. He does not get his living honestly Picture Quote #1

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Lord if this would be the right thing for Joannie and I, that I would see a bald eagle right here as confirmation from you that this will be a good thing for us Picture Quote #1

That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape Picture Quote #1

If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That’s all I am. I live it Picture Quote #1

I’m real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I’m completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly Picture Quote #1

The only problem with Mitch [Pileggi, the actor who plays Skinner] is that his bald head means there’s nothing to hold onto when he starts to buck Picture Quote #1

An hour before I got cast in [Victorious] they called and asked if it’d be okay for them to do ANYTHING they wanted with my hair, even a blue mohawk or a bald head and I eagerly said yes! Picture Quote #1

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My only means of self defense is to wiggle my eye and feign being a salamander. It has saved my life but once I was partially eaten by a bald eagle who thought I was a salamander. Hence, my skills. Hence (Bald Quotes) I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz don’t mean you ain’t a peach (Bald Quotes) In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one’s age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald (Bald Quotes) He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren’t bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath (Bald Quotes) We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent (Bald Quotes) I don’t care if they call me baldie or chrome dome. God took an eraser and brushed my head clean. I’d rather be bald on top than bald inside (Bald Quotes) Not from gray hairs authority doth flow, nor from bald heads, nor from a wrinkled brow; but our past life, when virtuously spent, must to our age those happy fruits present (Bald Quotes) Opportunity has hair on her forehead, but is bald behind. If you meet her seize her, for once let slip, jove himself cannot catch her again (Bald Quotes) Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not (Bald Quotes) I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren’t. And it’s just not - there is no equality ther (Bald Quotes) I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same (Bald Quotes) I’m a weird, bald musician who makes records in his bedroom and lives in the Lower East Side (Bald Quotes) The nomination of John McCain is another milestone. So whether black, women, or bald, yes we can (Bald Quotes) I hope you’re the least fat, bald, broke, embarrassingly drunk person at your high school reunion (Bald Quotes) One of my strongest memories is my father playing bongos in the living room in Detroit listening to Motown radio. He was this skinny white bald guy, but he was really moved by blues and Motown and funk (Bald Quotes) [On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I’m being attacked by a short, bald man. But it’s just me with my little fat child (Bald Quotes) There’s not a lot of precedent for weird, bald musicians in the Lower East Side making records in their bedrooms and going on to sell a lot of copies of the record. Especially if you look at the pop climate (Bald Quotes) I retired at age 40 because my daughters looked at me one day and said: ‘Dad, being bald and wearing shorts doesn’t look good together’. (Bald Quotes) I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual. In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint. (Bald Quotes) It’s funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all. (Bald Quotes) It seems like you can’t actually have really bad hair or be bald and run for President of the United States. (Bald Quotes) If I were an animal, I’d probably be a bald eagle, since I’m already bald and I love to fish. But I’d probably be a shaky-ass eagle because I’m afraid of flying. (Bald Quotes) New Scientist magazine reported that in the future, cars could be powered by hazelnuts. That’s encouraging, considering an eight-ounce jar of hazelnuts costs about nine dollars. Yeah, I’ve got an idea for a car that runs on bald eagle heads and Faberge eggs. (Bald Quotes) For my own part, I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen the representative of our country. He is a bird of bad moral character. He does not get his living honestly. (Bald Quotes) Lord if this would be the right thing for Joannie and I, that I would see a bald eagle right here as confirmation from you that this will be a good thing for us. (Bald Quotes) That’s the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape. (Bald Quotes) If they cut my bald head open, they will find one big boxing glove. That’s all I am. I live it. (Bald Quotes) I’m real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I’m completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly. (Bald Quotes) The only problem with Mitch [Pileggi, the actor who plays Skinner] is that his bald head means there’s nothing to hold onto when he starts to buck. (Bald Quotes) An hour before I got cast in [Victorious] they called and asked if it’d be okay for them to do ANYTHING they wanted with my hair, even a blue mohawk or a bald head and I eagerly said yes! (Bald Quotes)

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