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Bald Quotes

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you’re going bald Picture Quote #1

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can’t get it back; it’s bald in the back of the head and never turns around Picture Quote #1

My only writing ritual is to shave my head bald between writing the first and second drafts of a book. If I can throw away all my hair, then I have the freedom to trash any part of the book on the next rewrite Picture Quote #1

When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me Picture Quote #1

Nobody is really happy with what’s on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind Picture Quote #1

I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz don’t mean you ain’t a peach Picture Quote #1

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You know, I’m an old man, and there’s always parts for old bald guys Picture Quote #1

Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn’t have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee Picture Quote #1

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one’s age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald Picture Quote #1

He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren’t bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath Picture Quote #1

I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple Picture Quote #1

My earliest childhood memories are of watching Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein and Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed. I remember not liking Frankenstein then and going, Who is this bald guy? But I love it now Picture Quote #1

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It’s very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism Picture Quote #1

Failure gives the bald hairs; equips the novice with experience. The learner, sooner or later, becomes a teacher by it Picture Quote #1

What’s interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair Picture Quote #1

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren’t. And it’s just not - there is no equality there Picture Quote #1

The bad part about growing older is I’m going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter Picture Quote #1

When I was younger, I had terrible skin... my mother has terrible skin. Male-pattern hair loss is starting to come in... my dad is bald. It’s so unfair; my brother’s tall, has perfect skin, great hair, but I’m like the runt Picture Quote #1

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Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you’re going bald. (Bald Quotes) The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can’t get it back; it’s bald in the back of the head and never turns around. (Bald Quotes) My only writing ritual is to shave my head bald between writing the first and second drafts of a book. If I can throw away all my hair, then I have the freedom to trash any part of the book on the next rewrite. (Bald Quotes) When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me. (Bald Quotes) Nobody is really happy with what’s on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind. (Bald Quotes) I love bald men. Just because you’ve lost your fuzz don’t mean you ain’t a peach. (Bald Quotes) You know, I’m an old man, and there’s always parts for old bald guys (Bald Quotes) Oh, I remember how beautiful you were. You didn’t have any hair. You were such a bald little booger, I thought I was going to have to save up to buy you a toupee. (Bald Quotes) In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one’s age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald. (Bald Quotes) He had black hair anybody could see was dyed, and even had one long piece wrapped around his head in that way some men did to fool no one into believing they weren’t bald. I resisted a sudden strong urge to tug away that piece and scream peekaboo! at his bare crown underneath. (Bald Quotes) I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He accepted and was so grateful that he offered to trade mustaches with me. In remembrance of that special bonding moment, I still wear his mustache over my left nipple. (Bald Quotes) My earliest childhood memories are of watching Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein and Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed. I remember not liking Frankenstein then and going, Who is this bald guy? But I love it now. (Bald Quotes) It’s very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism. (Bald Quotes) Failure gives the bald hairs; equips the novice with experience. The learner, sooner or later, becomes a teacher by it. (Bald Quotes) What’s interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair. (Bald Quotes) I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren’t. And it’s just not - there is no equality there. (Bald Quotes) The bad part about growing older is I’m going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter. (Bald Quotes) When I was younger, I had terrible skin... my mother has terrible skin. Male-pattern hair loss is starting to come in... my dad is bald. It’s so unfair; my brother’s tall, has perfect skin, great hair, but I’m like the runt. (Bald Quotes)

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