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Banana Quotes

My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it’s the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house. Because I can’t control myself. So why put it in my domain? Picture Quote #1

Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running Picture Quote #1

I will not accept racism at all. It’s unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them Picture Quote #1

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him Picture Quote #1

A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing Picture Quote #1

I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than the lead guy. But I like being the lead guy Picture Quote #1

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Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana Picture Quote #1

Somebody give me a banana. I’m playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one Picture Quote #1

To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine Picture Quote #1

Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part Picture Quote #1

I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear Picture Quote #1

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana Picture Quote #1

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To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping Picture Quote #1

Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all’a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head Picture Quote #1

There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked stuff, and I would take it to the hotel, and it was making me fat Picture Quote #1

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries Picture Quote #1

Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun Picture Quote #1

You don’t want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in Picture Quote #1

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A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon Picture Quote #1

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter Picture Quote #1

I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel Picture Quote #1

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it’s your laugh Picture Quote #1

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That’s it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana Picture Quote #1

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don’t have that. I’m a banana Picture Quote #1

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Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is not an authoritarian form of government. This is a constitutional republic, and the president doesn’t allow or disallow. The president can’t buy or purchase Picture Quote #1

He must understand that if he is the world’s finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the choice of becoming a banana. But he must be warned that if he chooses to become a banana, he will be a second rate banana. But he can always be the best plum Picture Quote #1

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave Picture Quote #1

I’m positive and I smile a lot, and I’m kind of a banana, but serious work just seems to find me, so I’m not going to argue with it Picture Quote #1

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny Picture Quote #1

I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it’s fine Picture Quote #1

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My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it’s the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house. Because I can’t control myself. So why put it in my domain? (Banana Quotes) Sexual fulfillment is the banana life dangles in front of us just to keep us running (Banana Quotes) I will not accept racism at all. It’s unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them (Banana Quotes) If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him (Banana Quotes) A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing (Banana Quotes) I think you can have a whole terrific, smart career as a second and third banana and work more and have much less risk than the lead guy. But I like being the lead guy (Banana Quotes) Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana (Banana Quotes) Somebody give me a banana. I’m playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one (Banana Quotes) To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine (Banana Quotes) Humans waste words. They toss them like banana peels and leave them to rot. Everyone knows the peels are the best part (Banana Quotes) I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear (Banana Quotes) And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana (Banana Quotes) To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping (Banana Quotes) Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all’a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head (Banana Quotes) There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked stuff, and I would take it to the hotel, and it was making me fat (Banana Quotes) Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries (Banana Quotes) Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it's never been done, and we'll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun (Banana Quotes) You don’t want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in (Banana Quotes) A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that’s as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon (Banana Quotes) I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter (Banana Quotes) I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel (Banana Quotes) When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it’s your laugh (Banana Quotes) Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That’s it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana (Banana Quotes) You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don’t have that. I’m a banana (Banana Quotes) Obama might think of himself as one, but he is not a dictator. We are not a banana republic yet. This is not an authoritarian form of government. This is a constitutional republic, and the president doesn’t allow or disallow. The president can’t buy or purchase (Banana Quotes) He must understand that if he is the world’s finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the choice of becoming a banana. But he must be warned that if he chooses to become a banana, he will be a second rate banana. But he can always be the best plum (Banana Quotes) My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave (Banana Quotes) I’m positive and I smile a lot, and I’m kind of a banana, but serious work just seems to find me, so I’m not going to argue with it (Banana Quotes) I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic... That to me was funny (Banana Quotes) I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it’s fine (Banana Quotes)

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