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Baptists don’t spend their time thinking about reality (Baptists Quotes)
Baptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing (Baptists Quotes)
I enjoy being Jewish, but I’m an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world (Baptists Quotes)
Baptists never make love standing up. They’re afraid someone might see them and think they’re dancing. (Baptists Quotes)
I separated from the Southern Baptists when they adopted the discriminatory attitude towards women, because I believe what Paul taught in Galatians that there is no distinction in God’s eyes between men and women, slaves and masters, Jews and non-Jews - everybody is created equally in the eyes of God. (Baptists Quotes)
We sang a lot of church music. We were very active Baptists. Supposedly, I started singing when I was being given a bath - at 14 months or something like that. My mother and dad both swore that was true, but I’m sure it wasn’t very good... We always had the Metropolitan Opera on the radio on Saturday afternoons. (Baptists Quotes)
I enjoy being Jewish, but I’m an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world. (Baptists Quotes)
Religion was quite a thing in our house - we were Baptists. Some Sundays I went to church three times. If there was a talk on missionary work in the afternoon, I could be there all bloody day. But religion took its first big knock after Dad died. (Baptists Quotes)
For most of American history, of course, the important religious divides were between denominations - not just between Protestants and Catholics and Jews but between Lutherans and Episcopalians and Southern Baptists and the other endlessly fine-tuned sects. (Baptists Quotes)
I’ll know that I did good things in my life if the Westboro Baptists picket at my funeral (Baptists Quotes)