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There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and listening with that plastic smile people wear when they are trying not to scream Picture Quote #1

Forgiveness doesn’t sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up a hill Picture Quote #1

I’ve spent enough time behind a bar that I’ve formed a few opinions about what people wear and what it says about them. Guys who wear black from head to toe fall into two categories: they want to be trouble, or they are trouble Picture Quote #1

A rune, hovering like an angel: a shape like two wings joined by a single bar Picture Quote #1

Language learning deserves special mention. It is, bar none, the best thing you can do to hone clear thinking Picture Quote #1

Life is a sleazy stranger, who looks vaguely familiar; flirting with a bimbo named disaster at the end of the bar Picture Quote #1

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The reaches opened before us and closed behind, as if the forest had stepped leisurely across the water to bar the way for our return. We penetrated deeper and deeper into the heart of darkness Picture Quote #1

You can raise the bar or you can wait for others to raise it, but it’s getting raised regardless Picture Quote #1

Don’t raise the bar and narrow the gap, but narrow the gap to raise the bar Picture Quote #1

There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar Picture Quote #1

The weird set an example for the rest of us. They raise the bar. They show us through their actions that in fact we’re wired to do the new, not to comply with someone a thousand miles away Picture Quote #1

I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential Picture Quote #1

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Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex Picture Quote #1

No one can bar the road to truth, and to advance its cause I am prepared to accept even death Picture Quote #1

There’s a girl across the bar, I get the message she’s sending. Mmm, she ain’t looking too married, and me, well, I’m pretending Picture Quote #1

I’d breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets Picture Quote #1

Life is truly a ride. We’re all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he’s ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair’s messed, you’re out of breath, and you didn’t throw up Picture Quote #1

My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn’t, then the book would be hidden inside some pocket or other and as soon as whatever it was got under way I’d be found in a corner. That was who I was... that was what I did. I was the kid with the book Picture Quote #1

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My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer’s evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgun, contemplating suicide Picture Quote #1

Even when I ran my bar I followed the same policy. A lot of customers came to the bar. If one in ten enjoyed the place and said he’d come again, that was enough. If one out of ten was a repeat customer, then the business would survive. To put it another way, it didn’t matter if nine out of ten didn’t like my bar. This realization lifted a weight off my shoulders. Still, I had to make sure that the one person who did like the place Picture Quote #1

The whiskey warmed his tongue and the back of his throat, but it did not change his ideas any, and suddenly, looking at himself in the mirror behind the bar, he knew that drinking was never going to do any good to him now. Whatever he had now he had, and it was from now on, and if he drank himself unconscious when he woke up it would be there Picture Quote #1

First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. and second, what can I say? I’m a night owl Picture Quote #1

It is much the best way... To lay the emphasis on the first part of the bar in triple time, and on the first and third parts of the bar in common time Picture Quote #1

And if these be unprincipled agents who scruple at nothing, he will be a bold man who will deny that there are always to be found men at the bar who lend their services most cordially to back and support these agents in their most desperate cases Picture Quote #1

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The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone’s apartment and they don’t know you, but they’ve taped one of your pieces up Picture Quote #1

I won it, at least five million times. Men who were stronger, bigger and faster than I was could have done it, but they never picked up a pole, and never made the feeble effort to pick their legs off the ground and get over the bar Picture Quote #1

Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer Picture Quote #1

I find more people want to eat a little less. My generation, we’re all watching our figures. They want to go to the bar and eat a few snacks, have a couple of cocktails or glasses of wine, and go home. People don’t sit down at the table and have a whole three or four courses Picture Quote #1

Heat can also be produced by the impact of imperfectly elastic bodies as well as by friction. This is the case, for instance, when we produce fire by striking flint against steel, or when an iron bar is worked for some time by powerful blows of the hammer Picture Quote #1

My musical background is like almost every non classical musician in the world. One day a special record was heard and that was it. I was hooked, started trying to play various instruments and was off to bar land to become a rock star. What else? Picture Quote #1

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There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and listening with that plastic smile people wear when they are trying not to scream (Bar Quotes) Forgiveness doesn’t sit there like a pretty boy in a bar. Forgiveness is the old fat guy you have to haul up a hill (Bar Quotes) I’ve spent enough time behind a bar that I’ve formed a few opinions about what people wear and what it says about them. Guys who wear black from head to toe fall into two categories: they want to be trouble, or they are trouble (Bar Quotes) A rune, hovering like an angel: a shape like two wings joined by a single bar (Bar Quotes) Language learning deserves special mention. It is, bar none, the best thing you can do to hone clear thinking (Bar Quotes) Life is a sleazy stranger, who looks vaguely familiar; flirting with a bimbo named disaster at the end of the bar (Bar Quotes) The reaches opened before us and closed behind, as if the forest had stepped leisurely across the water to bar the way for our return. We penetrated deeper and deeper into the heart of darkness (Bar Quotes) You can raise the bar or you can wait for others to raise it, but it’s getting raised regardless (Bar Quotes) Don’t raise the bar and narrow the gap, but narrow the gap to raise the bar (Bar Quotes) There are memories I choose not to live with, but we hang out at the same bar (Bar Quotes) The weird set an example for the rest of us. They raise the bar. They show us through their actions that in fact we’re wired to do the new, not to comply with someone a thousand miles away (Bar Quotes) I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential (Bar Quotes) Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex (Bar Quotes) No one can bar the road to truth, and to advance its cause I am prepared to accept even death (Bar Quotes) There’s a girl across the bar, I get the message she’s sending. Mmm, she ain’t looking too married, and me, well, I’m pretending (Bar Quotes) I’d breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets (Bar Quotes) Life is truly a ride. We’re all strapped in and no one can stop it. When the doctor slaps your behind, he’s ripping your ticket and away you go. As you make each passage from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream, sometimes you just hang on to that bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair’s messed, you’re out of breath, and you didn’t throw up (Bar Quotes) My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn’t, then the book would be hidden inside some pocket or other and as soon as whatever it was got under way I’d be found in a corner. That was who I was... that was what I did. I was the kid with the book (Bar Quotes) My selective memory of what drinking was like told me that standing at the bar in a pub, on a summer’s evening with a long, tall glass of lager and lime was heaven, and I chose not to remember the nights on which I had sat with a bottle of vodka, a gram of coke and a shotgun, contemplating suicide (Bar Quotes) Even when I ran my bar I followed the same policy. A lot of customers came to the bar. If one in ten enjoyed the place and said he’d come again, that was enough. If one out of ten was a repeat customer, then the business would survive. To put it another way, it didn’t matter if nine out of ten didn’t like my bar. This realization lifted a weight off my shoulders. Still, I had to make sure that the one person who did like the place (Bar Quotes) The whiskey warmed his tongue and the back of his throat, but it did not change his ideas any, and suddenly, looking at himself in the mirror behind the bar, he knew that drinking was never going to do any good to him now. Whatever he had now he had, and it was from now on, and if he drank himself unconscious when he woke up it would be there (Bar Quotes) First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. and second, what can I say? I’m a night owl (Bar Quotes) It is much the best way... To lay the emphasis on the first part of the bar in triple time, and on the first and third parts of the bar in common time (Bar Quotes) And if these be unprincipled agents who scruple at nothing, he will be a bold man who will deny that there are always to be found men at the bar who lend their services most cordially to back and support these agents in their most desperate cases (Bar Quotes) The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone’s apartment and they don’t know you, but they’ve taped one of your pieces up (Bar Quotes) I won it, at least five million times. Men who were stronger, bigger and faster than I was could have done it, but they never picked up a pole, and never made the feeble effort to pick their legs off the ground and get over the bar (Bar Quotes) Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer (Bar Quotes) I find more people want to eat a little less. My generation, we’re all watching our figures. They want to go to the bar and eat a few snacks, have a couple of cocktails or glasses of wine, and go home. People don’t sit down at the table and have a whole three or four courses (Bar Quotes) Heat can also be produced by the impact of imperfectly elastic bodies as well as by friction. This is the case, for instance, when we produce fire by striking flint against steel, or when an iron bar is worked for some time by powerful blows of the hammer (Bar Quotes) My musical background is like almost every non classical musician in the world. One day a special record was heard and that was it. I was hooked, started trying to play various instruments and was off to bar land to become a rock star. What else? (Bar Quotes)

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