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I was born in 1968, just eighteen months after my sister Chrisse and just one year after Dad passed the bar exam. (Bar Quotes)
And what makes me happy now has changed as well... Its one thing to play in a bar or at a biker festival, and hear a guy who’s been drinking beer all day come up and tell you how good you are. For a long time in your life that will make you happy. (Bar Quotes)
For too long we have been taking, and the Earth has been giving. But that free-for-all, that all-you-can-eat buffet, it’s over. The salad bar is closed. (Bar Quotes)
Through working with amazing people, the bar is always raised to do your own best work. I want to be a part of unique stories that are smart, heartfelt, funny and sad, and have a general sense of good quality. (Bar Quotes)
And I don’t want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don’t get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that’s still way below the bar, you know what I am saying. (Bar Quotes)
I’m too short to host a late-night talk show. It’s like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. (Bar Quotes)
If the world were a bar, America would currently be the angry drunk waving around a loaded gun. Yeah, the other people in the bar may be afraid of him, but they sure as hell don’t respect him. (Bar Quotes)
A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual (Bar Quotes)
I was in one bar band from 1965 to 69, then I was in another one from 1970 to 79 - a 9-year bar band! (Bar Quotes)
Sure, Malcolm Turnbull is less anti-science and anti-culture than [Tony] Abbott, but low bar, and there’s not a lot to show for it beyond rhetoric. (Bar Quotes)
A girl came up to me in a bar and said she wanted to be my apple pie. I wish I’d said something cool, but I was stunned. (Bar Quotes)
I thought I was eating a candy bar, but it turned out to be a yummy burrito. I was both disappointed and appointed at the same time. (Bar Quotes)
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn’t mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar. (Bar Quotes)
It’s a great meeting place, community center, art gallery, singles bar, music venue. The record store really covers a lot of ground. (Bar Quotes)
When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you’re answer shouldn’t be great, I like that bar and they’ll have the Rockets game on too. (Bar Quotes)
The only downside to playing the violin is that you never know when you’re going to be asked to play. I could be out to dinner or having a drink at a bar, and someone could just give me a violin, and I’ve got to be ready to play. (Bar Quotes)
Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They’re only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And that can be a high bar. (Bar Quotes)
Don’t let the perfect be the enemy of the good. Lower the bar. Actually spending ten minutes clearing off one shelf is better than fantasizing about spending a weekend cleaning out the basement. (Bar Quotes)
[My hair] creates this Tarzanesque, likeable bad-boy image. It says, ‘I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, I will protect you.’ (Bar Quotes)
I had bad days on the field. But I didn’t take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home. (Bar Quotes)
I think chocolate in moderation is not bad for you, but I eat way too much. I tell myself I’m going to eat two squares, and then I end up eating half a big bar. (Bar Quotes)
If you’re the band leader you ask more of yourself than anyone else, so they tend to raise the bar for me. (Bar Quotes)
The bar exam’s a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it’s like losing your virginity, third time’s the charm. (Bar Quotes)
If you ever go bar hopping, who do you want to take with you? You want a slightly uglier version of yourself. Similar ... but slightly uglier. (Bar Quotes)
I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn’t any gum under any of them. (Bar Quotes)
I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult. (Bar Quotes)
Steven Spielberg’s mother, who said to E.T., I don’t care where you’re from, you’re here and you’re gonna get bar mitzvahed! Never got a dinner! (Bar Quotes)
For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer’s kid’s bar mitzvah. (Bar Quotes)
I don’t remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That’s what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done. (Bar Quotes)
I was Jewish, through and through, although in our house that didn’t mean a whole lot. We never went to synagogue. I never had a Bar Mitzvah. We didn’t keep kosher or observe the Sabbath. In fact, I’m not so sure I would have known what the Sabbath looked like if it passed me on the street, so how could I observe it? (Bar Quotes)