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Barber Quotes

Being a barber is about taking care of the people Picture Quote #1

To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber Picture Quote #1

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop Picture Quote #1

Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair Picture Quote #1

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole Picture Quote #1

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut Picture Quote #1

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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber Picture Quote #1

I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there’s no such thing as the perfect haircut! Picture Quote #1

I don’t have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop Picture Quote #1

No barber shaves so close but another finds worke Picture Quote #1

I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he’s charging me for finding it Picture Quote #1

Don’t ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don’t ask an academic if what he does is relevant Picture Quote #1

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Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair Picture Quote #1

I don’t have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop Picture Quote #1

This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all Picture Quote #1

What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What... in a barber shop?... Much. All Picture Quote #1

Don’t blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer, you must not fall into the trap of rejecting a surgical technique because it is beyond the capabilities of the barber in his shop around the corner Picture Quote #1

I’ve had the same barber since I was about 14 years old Picture Quote #1

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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? Picture Quote #1

In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a restaurant I went to. I didn't know anyone unknown who didn't become famous Picture Quote #1

I’m in a position where, theoretically, I could play the same ten concertos and make a very good living bouncing around playing Mendelssohn, Tchaikovsky and Barber, but I really think artists should keep pushing limits and trying new things Picture Quote #1

Who the heck is Donald Trump to fire me? I regret I didn’t tell Donald Trump, ‘You need to fire your barber. I’m sorry. I ain’t feeling you, man. You’re fired! I fire you, Donald Trump.’ Picture Quote #1

I’ve been cutting my hair ever since college. I try to do that whenever it gets rough. I’m not too cheap to go the barber shop, but I mostly try to do that by myself. I try to keep my skills sharp Picture Quote #1

In chili’s hand were his car keys, Ray-bans and Marlboros, without which he wouldn’t leave his bathroom. Chili drank only black coffee and neat Jack Daniel’s; his suits were Boss, his underwear Calvin Klein, his actor Pacino. His barber shook his hand, his accountant took him to dinner, his drug dealer would come to him at all hours and accept his checks Picture Quote #1

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Don’t blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer, you must not fall into the trap of rejecting a surgical technique because it is beyond the capabilities of the barber in his shop around the corner Picture Quote #1

When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone’s head Picture Quote #1

I use African-American, because I teach African Studies as well as African-American Studies, so it’s easy, neat and convenient. But sometimes, when you’re in a barber shop, somebody’ll say, Did you see what that Negro did? A lot of people slip in and out of different terms effortlessly, and I don’t think the thought police should be on patrol Picture Quote #1

So I can go and let out everything that I feel about every bogus weekly cover, every single bogus skit, every single rumor and barber shop-everything that people feel is ok to treat celebrities like zoo animals, or act like what they’re saying is not serious, or their lives are not serious or their dreams are not serious Picture Quote #1

When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop Picture Quote #1

It’s a small town; everybody eats in the same cafe; everybody gets their hair cut in the same barber shop. That kind of community building, I think, begins to bridge those gaps Picture Quote #1

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Being a barber is about taking care of the people (Barber Quotes) To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber (Barber Quotes) Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop (Barber Quotes) Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair (Barber Quotes) Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole (Barber Quotes) Never ask a barber if you need a haircut (Barber Quotes) Beware of the young doctor and the old barber (Barber Quotes) I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there’s no such thing as the perfect haircut! (Barber Quotes) I don’t have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop (Barber Quotes) No barber shaves so close but another finds worke (Barber Quotes) I resent my barber when he charges the full cost after he cuts my hair, but he says he’s charging me for finding it (Barber Quotes) Don’t ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don’t ask an academic if what he does is relevant (Barber Quotes) Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair. (Barber Quotes) I don’t have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop. (Barber Quotes) This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all (Barber Quotes) What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What... in a barber shop?... Much. All (Barber Quotes) Don’t blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer, you must not fall into the trap of rejecting a surgical technique because it is beyond the capabilities of the barber in his shop around the corner (Barber Quotes) I’ve had the same barber since I was about 14 years old (Barber Quotes) When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? (Barber Quotes) In the sixties, everyone you knew became famous. My flatmate was Terence Stamp. My barber was Vidal Sassoon. David Hockney did the menu in a restaurant I went to. I didn't know anyone unknown who didn't become famous (Barber Quotes) I’m in a position where, theoretically, I could play the same ten concertos and make a very good living bouncing around playing Mendelssohn, Tchaikovsky and Barber, but I really think artists should keep pushing limits and trying new things. (Barber Quotes) Who the heck is Donald Trump to fire me? I regret I didn’t tell Donald Trump, ‘You need to fire your barber. I’m sorry. I ain’t feeling you, man. You’re fired! I fire you, Donald Trump.’ (Barber Quotes) I’ve been cutting my hair ever since college. I try to do that whenever it gets rough. I’m not too cheap to go the barber shop, but I mostly try to do that by myself. I try to keep my skills sharp. (Barber Quotes) In chili’s hand were his car keys, Ray-bans and Marlboros, without which he wouldn’t leave his bathroom. Chili drank only black coffee and neat Jack Daniel’s; his suits were Boss, his underwear Calvin Klein, his actor Pacino. His barber shook his hand, his accountant took him to dinner, his drug dealer would come to him at all hours and accept his checks. (Barber Quotes) Don’t blame me for the fact that competent programming, as I view it as an intellectual possibility, will be too difficult for the average programmer, you must not fall into the trap of rejecting a surgical technique because it is beyond the capabilities of the barber in his shop around the corner. (Barber Quotes) When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone’s head. (Barber Quotes) I use African-American, because I teach African Studies as well as African-American Studies, so it’s easy, neat and convenient. But sometimes, when you’re in a barber shop, somebody’ll say, Did you see what that Negro did? A lot of people slip in and out of different terms effortlessly, and I don’t think the thought police should be on patrol. (Barber Quotes) So I can go and let out everything that I feel about every bogus weekly cover, every single bogus skit, every single rumor and barber shop-everything that people feel is ok to treat celebrities like zoo animals, or act like what they’re saying is not serious, or their lives are not serious or their dreams are not serious. (Barber Quotes) When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop. (Barber Quotes) It’s a small town; everybody eats in the same cafe; everybody gets their hair cut in the same barber shop. That kind of community building, I think, begins to bridge those gaps. (Barber Quotes)

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