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Barber Quotes

If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That’s that Picture Quote #1
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole Picture Quote #1
What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All Picture Quote #1
If I was switched from whatever I’m doing, and I was, for some reason, made the chief football writer in any newspaper, then I’d retire. I’d go back to being a barber Picture Quote #1
Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut Picture Quote #1
When Reg died and we first looked into getting a new dog, I was adamant we should pick up a mongrel from an animal-rescue shelter. It’s not only that they’re usually healthier and have better temperaments, they also fit with my world view - I prefer a ballpoint to a fountain pen, a barber to a hair stylist, and camping over glamping Picture Quote #1
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I grew up, really, in the days before air conditioning. So I can remember what it was like to be really hot, for instance, and I can remember what it was like when your barber shop and your local stores weren’t air conditioned, so it was hot when you went in them and they propped the doors open Picture Quote #1
I do believe that you have to bring some degree of truth from yourself to the role [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ]in and I’ll admit it here, I have shaved a grown man before. I have done it. And it wasn’t Tim [Burton] Picture Quote #1
Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber Picture Quote #1
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut Picture Quote #1
A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself? Picture Quote #1
A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory Picture Quote #1
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If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That’s that Picture Quote #1
No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if you wanted, he would give you a haircut and pull your tooth while he was at it Picture Quote #1
I really can’t be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that’s nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper Picture Quote #1
When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone’s head Picture Quote #1
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If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That’s that.  (Barber Quotes) Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you’re sick of looking like an asshole.  (Barber Quotes) What is there of the divine in a load of brick? What ... in a barber shop? ... Much. All.  (Barber Quotes) If I was switched from whatever I’m doing, and I was, for some reason, made the chief football writer in any newspaper, then I’d retire. I’d go back to being a barber  (Barber Quotes) Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut.  (Barber Quotes) When Reg died and we first looked into getting a new dog, I was adamant we should pick up a mongrel from an animal-rescue shelter. It’s not only that they’re usually healthier and have better temperaments, they also fit with my world view - I prefer a ballpoint to a fountain pen, a barber to a hair stylist, and camping over glamping.  (Barber Quotes) I grew up, really, in the days before air conditioning. So I can remember what it was like to be really hot, for instance, and I can remember what it was like when your barber shop and your local stores weren’t air conditioned, so it was hot when you went in them and they propped the doors open.  (Barber Quotes) I do believe that you have to bring some degree of truth from yourself to the role [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ]in and I’ll admit it here, I have shaved a grown man before. I have done it. And it wasn’t Tim [Burton]  (Barber Quotes) Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber  (Barber Quotes) You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut  (Barber Quotes) A man of Seville is shaved by the Barber of Seville if and only if the man does not shave himself. Does the barber shave himself?  (Barber Quotes) A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory  (Barber Quotes) If the guy that writes you checks says cut your hair, off to the barber shop you go. That’s that  (Barber Quotes) No matter what ailed you, you went to see the barber surgeon who wound up cupping you, bleeding you, purging you. And, oh yes, if you wanted, he would give you a haircut and pull your tooth while he was at it  (Barber Quotes) I really can’t be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that’s nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper  (Barber Quotes) When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone’s head  (Barber Quotes)
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