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Bartender Quotes

If you truly love me, kill the bartender Picture Quote #1

My dad was a bartender that worked banquets Picture Quote #1

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory Picture Quote #1

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain’t much of a crime Picture Quote #1

The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer Picture Quote #1

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before Picture Quote #1

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You know you’re in trouble, when the bartender cries Picture Quote #1

I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It’s absolutely delicious. You’d have to ask a bartender what’s in it, but I think if you know you might never have a drink. I also love a little rum, 7 years aged, brown, when it is chilly, before dinner Picture Quote #1

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender Picture Quote #1

I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I’m more likely to offer them than to have them. I think this is one of the reasons why I get to live longer than my great-grandmother did, and why I get to produce more writing than she did, and why my marriage isn’t in dire straits Picture Quote #1

I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno’s for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life Picture Quote #1

My dad was a cop. My mom worked at various jobs - she worked as a homemaker, a bank teller, a bartender Picture Quote #1

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Yeah, I know I’m ugly... I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’ Picture Quote #1

I was not a great bartender, but I did OK. I wasn’t great at being efficient behind the bar, but I was pretty great at talking to people. I was a pretty good waiter. It was painstaking to get me to care about the clientele of some of these places I was working at Picture Quote #1

Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control for me. It’s like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender Picture Quote #1

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don’t have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer Picture Quote #1

To extract the fullest flavor of our drinking house, we needed to spend serious evening time there, slowly coming to know the bartender and the regulars, their joys and sorrows Picture Quote #1

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven Picture Quote #1

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The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. Picture Quote #1

Bless my soul,Â whispered the old bartender, Harry Potter . . . what an honor Picture Quote #1

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch Picture Quote #1

I can hardly wait to witness a bartender pouring me free drinks at your wedding Picture Quote #1

I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was. Then I started thinking about how cool it was Picture Quote #1

There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and listening with that plastic smile people wear when they are trying not to scream Picture Quote #1

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I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It’s absolutely delicious. You’d have to ask a bartender what’s in it, but I think if you know you might never have a drink. I also love a little rum, 7 years aged, brown, when it is chilly, before dinner Picture Quote #1

I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school Picture Quote #1

From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what a bartender does, how a salesman thinks. I had to make a life inside those jobs, not just pretend Picture Quote #1

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what’ll it be? The duck doesn’t answer because it’s a duck Picture Quote #1

A theory that you can’t explain to a bartender is probably no damn good Picture Quote #1

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer Picture Quote #1

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If you truly love me, kill the bartender (Bartender Quotes) My dad was a bartender that worked banquets (Bartender Quotes) A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory (Bartender Quotes) Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain’t much of a crime (Bartender Quotes) The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer (Bartender Quotes) You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you’ve never been to that bar before. (Bartender Quotes) You know you’re in trouble, when the bartender cries (Bartender Quotes) I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It’s absolutely delicious. You’d have to ask a bartender what’s in it, but I think if you know you might never have a drink. I also love a little rum, 7 years aged, brown, when it is chilly, before dinner. (Bartender Quotes) A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender (Bartender Quotes) I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I’m more likely to offer them than to have them. I think this is one of the reasons why I get to live longer than my great-grandmother did, and why I get to produce more writing than she did, and why my marriage isn’t in dire straits (Bartender Quotes) I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno’s for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life (Bartender Quotes) My dad was a cop. My mom worked at various jobs - she worked as a homemaker, a bank teller, a bartender. (Bartender Quotes) Yeah, I know I’m ugly... I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’ (Bartender Quotes) I was not a great bartender, but I did OK. I wasn’t great at being efficient behind the bar, but I was pretty great at talking to people. I was a pretty good waiter. It was painstaking to get me to care about the clientele of some of these places I was working at. (Bartender Quotes) Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control for me. It’s like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender. (Bartender Quotes) I feel so fortunate and lucky I don’t have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer. (Bartender Quotes) To extract the fullest flavor of our drinking house, we needed to spend serious evening time there, slowly coming to know the bartender and the regulars, their joys and sorrows. (Bartender Quotes) Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven (Bartender Quotes) The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . (Bartender Quotes) Bless my soul,Â whispered the old bartender, Harry Potter . . . what an honor (Bartender Quotes) Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch (Bartender Quotes) I can hardly wait to witness a bartender pouring me free drinks at your wedding (Bartender Quotes) I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was. Then I started thinking about how cool it was (Bartender Quotes) There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and listening with that plastic smile people wear when they are trying not to scream (Bartender Quotes) I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It’s absolutely delicious. You’d have to ask a bartender what’s in it, but I think if you know you might never have a drink. I also love a little rum, 7 years aged, brown, when it is chilly, before dinner (Bartender Quotes) I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school (Bartender Quotes) From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what a bartender does, how a salesman thinks. I had to make a life inside those jobs, not just pretend (Bartender Quotes) A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what’ll it be? The duck doesn’t answer because it’s a duck (Bartender Quotes) A theory that you can’t explain to a bartender is probably no damn good (Bartender Quotes) Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer (Bartender Quotes)

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