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By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing (Bartender Quotes)
Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control for me. It’s like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender (Bartender Quotes)
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated (Bartender Quotes)
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck." (Bartender Quotes)
Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie. ' He said 'God beat me to it. ' (Bartender Quotes)
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender (Bartender Quotes)
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