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Baseball Bat Quotes

I look in the mirror and I don’t see a sex symbol. I just see a guy who looks like he’s been beaten with a baseball bat. I mean, is this the face of a sex symbol? They say that because I work in the movies Picture Quote #1

The Golf Hall of Fame is full of players with unusual looking swings. Some of the prettiest swings you’ve ever seen in your life are made on the far end of the public driving range by guys who couldn’t break an egg with a baseball bat Picture Quote #1

As far as sleeping goes, you’re up and ready to go at six in the morning. Spring training was always a combination of relaxing and working, and I missed that quite a bit. I missed being around the ball field. A baseball. A bat. The smell of the uniform, you might say. Talking baseball. Seeing opponents as well as the Cubs Picture Quote #1

Spooky things happen in houses densely occupied by adolescent boys. When I checked out a four-inch dent in the living room ceilingone afternoon, even the kid still holding the baseball bat looked genuinely baffled about how he possibly could have done it Picture Quote #1

When her boyfriend broke his leg, I knew it was my chance to ask her to dance. So I put down my baseball bat and approached her like Babe Ruth Picture Quote #1

How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don’t combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm Picture Quote #1

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I’ve been on ‘Criminal Minds’ twice! On the first show, a boy brought kids out to the woods and was beating them with a baseball bat, but I got away. Then they brought Tracy, my character, back - as a kidnapped girl. They saved me two times! Tracy lived! Picture Quote #1

There are more people killed with baseball bats and hammers than are killed with guns Picture Quote #1

My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat Picture Quote #1

If there is one thing I know, it’s that with every great achievement in our lives, there is an insecure idiot hiding around the corner waiting to take a baseball bat to it Picture Quote #1

I feel like, when I arrive at the hospital, I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back and I want to get hit in the face with a baseball bat Picture Quote #1

I did ‘Kidulthood’ and ‘Adulthood,’ and that’s what people wanted and expect me to always do. They want me to do ‘hood films and be the guy swinging baseball bats and saying ‘Yo Blood’ and beating up others in the street Picture Quote #1

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You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat on the bag. You’re sacking them. You’re bagging them. And that’s what you’re doing with a quarterback Picture Quote #1

If somebody is really trying to take your head off with a baseball bat - I don’t know how long you’re supposed to stand there and turn the other cheek, so he or she can get a better angle at taking your head off Picture Quote #1

Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for your people: batting averages, home runs, errors, ERAs, win/loss records. You could see what they did well and poorly and call on the right people to play the right positions in a very transparent way Picture Quote #1

I’m from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. And actually, most of the bats in Massachusetts are used off the field instead of on the field, and we all had baseball bats in our cars in high school Picture Quote #1

Yeah we’re not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And I’ve heard rumors that he is abusive, which makes you want to go over there with a baseball bat. And then blame it on her boyfriend Picture Quote #1

The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved Picture Quote #1

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Baseball can be slow in many ways. The action starts with when the pitcher delivers the ball. But the action really starts when the crack of the bat happens Picture Quote #1

Traditionally, baseball punishes preening. In a society increasingly tolerant of exhibitionism, it is splendid when a hitter is knocked down because in his last at bat he lingered at the plate to admire his home run Picture Quote #1

When I started in professional baseball, I had what you might call a rude awakening. See this scar right next to my left ear? That’s where the pitcher hit me the very first time I came to bat as a pro. I was out cold for about 10 minutes Picture Quote #1

I got scars on my face that tell some kind of story. I’m looking in the mirror, and I got one scar that’s really two scars - half from a baseball bat and half from playing football in college. I’ll tell you, though, after a while, your face gets so wrinkled up you can hardly see them Picture Quote #1

We in the Negro leagues felt like we were contributing something to baseball, too, when we were playing. We played with a round ball, and we played with a round bat. And we wore baseball uniforms, and we thought that we were making a contribution to baseball. We loved the game, and we liked to play it Picture Quote #1

When we played the Dodgers in St. Louis, they had to come through our dugout, and our bat rack was right there where they had to walk. My bats kept disappearing, and I couldn’t figure it out. Turns out, Pee Wee Reese was stealing my bats. I found that out later, after we got out of baseball. He and Rube Walker stole my bats Picture Quote #1

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The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely Picture Quote #1

I miss the guys, and I miss playing baseball. Just being able to swing the bat, or run, or dive for a ball, or slide into second Picture Quote #1

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot Picture Quote #1

One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went over with a baseball bat to kill him. I was laughing out of one eye and crying out of the other. I thought, Who am I kidding? Picture Quote #1

Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously Picture Quote #1

Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar! Picture Quote #1

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I look in the mirror and I don’t see a sex symbol. I just see a guy who looks like he’s been beaten with a baseball bat. I mean, is this the face of a sex symbol? They say that because I work in the movies. (Baseball Bat Quotes) The Golf Hall of Fame is full of players with unusual looking swings. Some of the prettiest swings you’ve ever seen in your life are made on the far end of the public driving range by guys who couldn’t break an egg with a baseball bat (Baseball Bat Quotes) As far as sleeping goes, you’re up and ready to go at six in the morning. Spring training was always a combination of relaxing and working, and I missed that quite a bit. I missed being around the ball field. A baseball. A bat. The smell of the uniform, you might say. Talking baseball. Seeing opponents as well as the Cubs (Baseball Bat Quotes) Spooky things happen in houses densely occupied by adolescent boys. When I checked out a four-inch dent in the living room ceilingone afternoon, even the kid still holding the baseball bat looked genuinely baffled about how he possibly could have done it (Baseball Bat Quotes) When her boyfriend broke his leg, I knew it was my chance to ask her to dance. So I put down my baseball bat and approached her like Babe Ruth. (Baseball Bat Quotes) How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don’t combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him with another firearm. (Baseball Bat Quotes) I’ve been on ‘Criminal Minds’ twice! On the first show, a boy brought kids out to the woods and was beating them with a baseball bat, but I got away. Then they brought Tracy, my character, back - as a kidnapped girl. They saved me two times! Tracy lived! (Baseball Bat Quotes) There are more people killed with baseball bats and hammers than are killed with guns (Baseball Bat Quotes) My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat. (Baseball Bat Quotes) If there is one thing I know, it’s that with every great achievement in our lives, there is an insecure idiot hiding around the corner waiting to take a baseball bat to it. (Baseball Bat Quotes) I feel like, when I arrive at the hospital, I want a glass of whiskey, I want the epidural in my back and I want to get hit in the face with a baseball bat. (Baseball Bat Quotes) I did ‘Kidulthood’ and ‘Adulthood,’ and that’s what people wanted and expect me to always do. They want me to do ‘hood films and be the guy swinging baseball bats and saying ‘Yo Blood’ and beating up others in the street. (Baseball Bat Quotes) You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat on the bag. You’re sacking them. You’re bagging them. And that’s what you’re doing with a quarterback. (Baseball Bat Quotes) If somebody is really trying to take your head off with a baseball bat - I don’t know how long you’re supposed to stand there and turn the other cheek, so he or she can get a better angle at taking your head off. (Baseball Bat Quotes) Imagine if you had baseball cards that showed all the performance stats for your people: batting averages, home runs, errors, ERAs, win/loss records. You could see what they did well and poorly and call on the right people to play the right positions in a very transparent way (Baseball Bat Quotes) I’m from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. And actually, most of the bats in Massachusetts are used off the field instead of on the field, and we all had baseball bats in our cars in high school. (Baseball Bat Quotes) Yeah we’re not together anymore. She has got - she has got a new boyfriend now. They just moved into together. And I’ve heard rumors that he is abusive, which makes you want to go over there with a baseball bat. And then blame it on her boyfriend. (Baseball Bat Quotes) The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved. (Baseball Bat Quotes) Baseball can be slow in many ways. The action starts with when the pitcher delivers the ball. But the action really starts when the crack of the bat happens. (Baseball Bat Quotes) Traditionally, baseball punishes preening. In a society increasingly tolerant of exhibitionism, it is splendid when a hitter is knocked down because in his last at bat he lingered at the plate to admire his home run. (Baseball Bat Quotes) When I started in professional baseball, I had what you might call a rude awakening. See this scar right next to my left ear? That’s where the pitcher hit me the very first time I came to bat as a pro. I was out cold for about 10 minutes. (Baseball Bat Quotes) I got scars on my face that tell some kind of story. I’m looking in the mirror, and I got one scar that’s really two scars - half from a baseball bat and half from playing football in college. I’ll tell you, though, after a while, your face gets so wrinkled up you can hardly see them. (Baseball Bat Quotes) We in the Negro leagues felt like we were contributing something to baseball, too, when we were playing. We played with a round ball, and we played with a round bat. And we wore baseball uniforms, and we thought that we were making a contribution to baseball. We loved the game, and we liked to play it. (Baseball Bat Quotes) When we played the Dodgers in St. Louis, they had to come through our dugout, and our bat rack was right there where they had to walk. My bats kept disappearing, and I couldn’t figure it out. Turns out, Pee Wee Reese was stealing my bats. I found that out later, after we got out of baseball. He and Rube Walker stole my bats. (Baseball Bat Quotes) The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely (Baseball Bat Quotes) I miss the guys, and I miss playing baseball. Just being able to swing the bat, or run, or dive for a ball, or slide into second. (Baseball Bat Quotes) Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot. (Baseball Bat Quotes) One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went over with a baseball bat to kill him. I was laughing out of one eye and crying out of the other. I thought, Who am I kidding? (Baseball Bat Quotes) Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously (Baseball Bat Quotes) Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar! (Baseball Bat Quotes)

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