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Bathroom Quotes

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel Picture Quote #1

And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate Picture Quote #1

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom Picture Quote #1

The paperless society is about asplausible as the paperless bathroom Picture Quote #1

I started singing in the bathroom,... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly Picture Quote #1

I got beat up sometimes in the girls’ bathroom Picture Quote #1

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But then, like George Michael in a men’s bathroom, I got cocky Picture Quote #1

Help me find a bathroom stall that gets solid wireless reception Picture Quote #1

The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances Picture Quote #1

All I’m thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom Picture Quote #1

I want to awkwardly share a bathroom with you for the rest of my life Picture Quote #1

We need to discuss the impact you’re having on the men’s bathroom Picture Quote #1

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Advertising is what happens on TV when people go to bathroom Picture Quote #1

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom Picture Quote #1

Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport Picture Quote #1

Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom Picture Quote #1

If I roll my eyes and mutter, if I clutch at my heart and scream in horror like a third-rate actress chewing up a mad scene, I do it in private and nobody sees but the bathroom mirror Picture Quote #1

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom Picture Quote #1

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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station Picture Quote #1

Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall Picture Quote #1

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous Picture Quote #1

She kept a picture of a very Caucasian Jesus on her living room wall and her gallstones in a baby food jar that hung from a pink ribbon on the bathroom doorframe Picture Quote #1

She ran into the bathroom and powdered her face and the front of her dress, drew a surrealistic version of a mouth beneath her nose, and dashed into her bedroom to find a coat Picture Quote #1

Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding in the can Picture Quote #1

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It has come to the point where if I know I'm leaving a house with a man, I can factor in a bathroom visit or a phone call or both, and when I'm done, he'll almost be done tying his shoes Picture Quote #1

Normal person's weekly chore list:1. Clean kitchen. 2. Clean bathroom. 3. Clean entire rest of domicile. Cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. Don't get peanut butter on sheets Picture Quote #1

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car Picture Quote #1

I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through and through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body Picture Quote #1

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop Picture Quote #1

I decorated my house like a medieval Gothic castle, European style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally Hello Kitty, I have a massive pink couch and a big antique gold cross Picture Quote #1

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I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel (Bathroom Quotes) And no bathroom on earth will make up for marrying a bearded man you hate (Bathroom Quotes) Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) The paperless society is about asplausible as the paperless bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) I started singing in the bathroom,... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly (Bathroom Quotes) I got beat up sometimes in the girls’ bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) But then, like George Michael in a men’s bathroom, I got cocky (Bathroom Quotes) Help me find a bathroom stall that gets solid wireless reception (Bathroom Quotes) The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances (Bathroom Quotes) All I’m thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) I want to awkwardly share a bathroom with you for the rest of my life (Bathroom Quotes) We need to discuss the impact you’re having on the men’s bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) Advertising is what happens on TV when people go to bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) (I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport (Bathroom Quotes) Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can't walk to the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) If I roll my eyes and mutter, if I clutch at my heart and scream in horror like a third-rate actress chewing up a mad scene, I do it in private and nobody sees but the bathroom mirror (Bathroom Quotes) At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station (Bathroom Quotes) Sometimes the beauty is easy. Sometimes you don't have to try at all. Sometimes you can hear the wind blow in a handshake. Sometimes there's poetry written right on the bathroom wall (Bathroom Quotes) I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous (Bathroom Quotes) She kept a picture of a very Caucasian Jesus on her living room wall and her gallstones in a baby food jar that hung from a pink ribbon on the bathroom doorframe (Bathroom Quotes) She ran into the bathroom and powdered her face and the front of her dress, drew a surrealistic version of a mouth beneath her nose, and dashed into her bedroom to find a coat (Bathroom Quotes) Problem is, the bathroom pass can't help you escape life. It's still there when you come out. Problems and crap don't go away hiding in the can (Bathroom Quotes) It has come to the point where if I know I'm leaving a house with a man, I can factor in a bathroom visit or a phone call or both, and when I'm done, he'll almost be done tying his shoes (Bathroom Quotes) Normal person's weekly chore list:1. Clean kitchen. 2. Clean bathroom. 3. Clean entire rest of domicile. Cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. Don't get peanut butter on sheets (Bathroom Quotes) My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car (Bathroom Quotes) I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through and through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body (Bathroom Quotes) In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop (Bathroom Quotes) I decorated my house like a medieval Gothic castle, European style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my bathroom is totally Hello Kitty, I have a massive pink couch and a big antique gold cross (Bathroom Quotes)

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