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Bathroom Quotes

Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages Picture Quote #1

And me I'm in the bathroom crying out my eyelids because it's hard to be a man when you're scared, just like a little kid Picture Quote #1

As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles Picture Quote #1

Desire is like fog on a bathroom mirror - it's presence incites you to wipe the mirror, and see yourself clearly again Picture Quote #1

I can’t live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions Picture Quote #1

I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it Picture Quote #1

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I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other’s pockets. I don’t see why you have to share the same bathroom Picture Quote #1

Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing Picture Quote #1

I still get nervous on dates. I’ll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can’t breathe Picture Quote #1

I’m no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea Picture Quote #1

You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I’ve had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom Picture Quote #1

The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet Picture Quote #1

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I’m definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can’t organize. I don’t make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It’s bad, I really need to take control Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub Picture Quote #1

Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me Picture Quote #1

I don’t remember my parents together, ever: my father was much older, and really only interested in collecting magazines and bathroom suites; we were the only family in the area to have a bathroom suite on the lawn Picture Quote #1

The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order Picture Quote #1

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It’s very important for the parents of young autistic children to encourage them to talk, or for those that don’t talk, to give them a way of communicating, like a picture board, where they can point to a glass of milk, or a jacket if they’re cold, or the bathroom. If they want something, then they need to learn to request that thing Picture Quote #1

I guess I’m not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can’t honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should Picture Quote #1

Think of two people, living together day after day, year after year, in this small space, standing elbow to elbow cooking at the same small stove, squeezing past each other on the narrow stairs, shaving in front of the same small bathroom mirror, constantly jogging, jostling, bumping against each other’s bodies by mistake or on purpose, sensually, aggressively, awkwardly, impatiently, in rage or in love – think what deep though invisible tracks they must leave, everywhere, behind them! Picture Quote #1

I shut the bathroom door and caught sight of my face in the mirror. I had no idea how quickly it was to change, to fade. If I had, I would have stared at my reflection, memorizing it. It was the last time I would look into a real mirror for more than a decade Picture Quote #1

Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If you’re sleepy, go to bed and save the next chapter for tomorrow. For the magician’s story, you must have all your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed Picture Quote #1

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom Picture Quote #1

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If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that little light? Put the torch there on the nightstand Picture Quote #1

The writing process is sort of like when you’ve got no electricity and you’ve gotten up in the middle of the night to find the bathroom, feeling your way along in the dark. I can’t hardly tell you what I do because I really don’t know Picture Quote #1

I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line Picture Quote #1

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don’t know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely Picture Quote #1

Homeschooling will certainly produce some socially awkward adults, but the odds are good they would have been just as quirky had they spent twelve years raising their hand for permission to go to the bathroom Picture Quote #1

I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom Picture Quote #1

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Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages (Bathroom Quotes) And me I'm in the bathroom crying out my eyelids because it's hard to be a man when you're scared, just like a little kid (Bathroom Quotes) As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles (Bathroom Quotes) Desire is like fog on a bathroom mirror - it's presence incites you to wipe the mirror, and see yourself clearly again (Bathroom Quotes) I can’t live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions (Bathroom Quotes) I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it (Bathroom Quotes) I think more and more people want to live alone. You can be a couple without being in each other’s pockets. I don’t see why you have to share the same bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing (Bathroom Quotes) I still get nervous on dates. I’ll be sitting at dinner with a guy and I have to excuse myself and go to the bathroom because I can’t breathe (Bathroom Quotes) I’m no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea (Bathroom Quotes) You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I’ve had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet (Bathroom Quotes) I’m definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can’t organize. I don’t make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It’s bad, I really need to take control (Bathroom Quotes) I don’t want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub (Bathroom Quotes) Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers (Bathroom Quotes) I couldn’t even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me (Bathroom Quotes) I don’t remember my parents together, ever: my father was much older, and really only interested in collecting magazines and bathroom suites; we were the only family in the area to have a bathroom suite on the lawn (Bathroom Quotes) The umpire... is like the geyser in the bathroom; we cannot do without it, yet we notice it only when it is out of order (Bathroom Quotes) It’s very important for the parents of young autistic children to encourage them to talk, or for those that don’t talk, to give them a way of communicating, like a picture board, where they can point to a glass of milk, or a jacket if they’re cold, or the bathroom. If they want something, then they need to learn to request that thing (Bathroom Quotes) I guess I’m not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can’t honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should (Bathroom Quotes) Think of two people, living together day after day, year after year, in this small space, standing elbow to elbow cooking at the same small stove, squeezing past each other on the narrow stairs, shaving in front of the same small bathroom mirror, constantly jogging, jostling, bumping against each other’s bodies by mistake or on purpose, sensually, aggressively, awkwardly, impatiently, in rage or in love – think what deep though invisible tracks they must leave, everywhere, behind them! (Bathroom Quotes) I shut the bathroom door and caught sight of my face in the mirror. I had no idea how quickly it was to change, to fade. If I had, I would have stared at my reflection, memorizing it. It was the last time I would look into a real mirror for more than a decade (Bathroom Quotes) Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If you’re sleepy, go to bed and save the next chapter for tomorrow. For the magician’s story, you must have all your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed (Bathroom Quotes) They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) If you get up at three in the morning to go to the bathroom, man, why you have to turn on that little light? Put the torch there on the nightstand (Bathroom Quotes) The writing process is sort of like when you’ve got no electricity and you’ve gotten up in the middle of the night to find the bathroom, feeling your way along in the dark. I can’t hardly tell you what I do because I really don’t know (Bathroom Quotes) I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line (Bathroom Quotes) The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don’t know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely (Bathroom Quotes) Homeschooling will certainly produce some socially awkward adults, but the odds are good they would have been just as quirky had they spent twelve years raising their hand for permission to go to the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) I see all. I hear all. I know all. And I spend a great deal of time in the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes)

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