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Bathroom Quotes

To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not to see as messages to stop, but rather as tickets to the game Picture Quote #1

I had longed to come home but now that I was there, it wasn’t much fun. Home wasn’t the same if I couldn’t sleep in my own bedroom or use the bathroom by myself. I felt like a stranger in those familiar rooms Picture Quote #1

Sometimes when we’re flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom Picture Quote #1

I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can’t stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me Picture Quote #1

Cookbooks, it should be stressed, do not belong in the kitchen at all. We keep them there for the sake of appearances; occasionally, we smear their pages together with vibrant green glazes or crimson compotes, in order to delude ourselves, and any passing browsers, that we are practicing cooks; but in all honesty, a cookbook is something you read in the living room, or in the bathroom, or in bed Picture Quote #1

Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom Picture Quote #1

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What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn’t have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it’s too late Picture Quote #1

People never sing... except in the bathroom. Birthing women also make their natural sounds next to running bath water. There is something about the power of water. People are drawn to water, spas, and sacred streams. Women in labor are drawn to water, too Picture Quote #1

Mother says there are locked rooms inside all women, kitchen of love, bedroom of grief, bathroom of apathy. Sometimes, the men, they come with keys, and sometimes the men, they come with hammers Picture Quote #1

My bathroom is filled with hair and makeup stuff and I play with it all the time. What the real lesson is, is that you can own your own sense of beauty. It doesn’t have to be something you get from somewhere else Picture Quote #1

I completely bombed the audition... I was insecure, stopping and starting. I went to the bathroom and cried Picture Quote #1

I lay there for three whole days, totally paralyzed. My friends helped me to the bathroom and anywhere else I needed to move; but I have very vague impressions of those days because it was a time of complete darkness for me. Somebody told me later that what I had was a form of hysteria: my body and my mid fled into paralysis. There was nothing wrong with me organically, but somewhere inside I suffered a complete breakdown Picture Quote #1

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I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom Picture Quote #1

The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit is indestructible. It can move at the speed of light Picture Quote #1

Whenever I’m on tour and I’m in my hotel room and I’m writing and playing my guitar, I go in the bathroom and I record whatever I’m writing in there. It’s just what I love to do Picture Quote #1

Never discuss the poem you contemplate writing. It’s like turning on the outside spigot. It takes all the pressure off the upstairs bathroom Picture Quote #1

You’ve got to be on the ball from the minute you step out into that spotlight. You gotta know exactly what you’re doing every second on that stage, otherwise the act goes right into the bathroom. It’s all over. Good night Picture Quote #1

Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they are gone Picture Quote #1

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When I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, the kid who stuttered, and the kid who went to the bathroom on himself... but we never had the kid who came in one day and started shooting everyone Picture Quote #1

If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush Picture Quote #1

Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed Picture Quote #1

Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three Picture Quote #1

I don’t think people are too interested in my naked selfie in my bathroom while I’m shaving my legs. It wouldn’t even occur to me to even post something that silly Picture Quote #1

In high school I was an outcast I wasn’t cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn’t been seen Picture Quote #1

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I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I’ve never done the same bathroom or the same kitchen a second time. It’s challenging, and I like to be challenged Picture Quote #1

Most writers, including myself, had to endure a lot of rejections before finally getting published. You could wallpaper a sizeable bathroom with the rejection slips I have received. Don’t ever give up! Picture Quote #1

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in Picture Quote #1

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911 Picture Quote #1

I’m not at the point where I’d feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I’m the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone’s going to jump out and get me Picture Quote #1

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can’t picture helping you go to the bathroom Picture Quote #1

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To ward off a feeling of failure, she joked that she could wallpaper her bathroom with rejection slips, which she chose not to see as messages to stop, but rather as tickets to the game (Bathroom Quotes) I had longed to come home but now that I was there, it wasn’t much fun. Home wasn’t the same if I couldn’t sleep in my own bedroom or use the bathroom by myself. I felt like a stranger in those familiar rooms (Bathroom Quotes) Sometimes when we’re flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can’t stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me (Bathroom Quotes) Cookbooks, it should be stressed, do not belong in the kitchen at all. We keep them there for the sake of appearances; occasionally, we smear their pages together with vibrant green glazes or crimson compotes, in order to delude ourselves, and any passing browsers, that we are practicing cooks; but in all honesty, a cookbook is something you read in the living room, or in the bathroom, or in bed (Bathroom Quotes) Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn’t have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it’s too late (Bathroom Quotes) People never sing... except in the bathroom. Birthing women also make their natural sounds next to running bath water. There is something about the power of water. People are drawn to water, spas, and sacred streams. Women in labor are drawn to water, too (Bathroom Quotes) Mother says there are locked rooms inside all women, kitchen of love, bedroom of grief, bathroom of apathy. Sometimes, the men, they come with keys, and sometimes the men, they come with hammers (Bathroom Quotes) My bathroom is filled with hair and makeup stuff and I play with it all the time. What the real lesson is, is that you can own your own sense of beauty. It doesn’t have to be something you get from somewhere else (Bathroom Quotes) I completely bombed the audition... I was insecure, stopping and starting. I went to the bathroom and cried (Bathroom Quotes) I lay there for three whole days, totally paralyzed. My friends helped me to the bathroom and anywhere else I needed to move; but I have very vague impressions of those days because it was a time of complete darkness for me. Somebody told me later that what I had was a form of hysteria: my body and my mid fled into paralysis. There was nothing wrong with me organically, but somewhere inside I suffered a complete breakdown (Bathroom Quotes) I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) The body is sort of a pain. It has to go to the bathroom. It has to be comfortable. But the spirit is indestructible. It can move at the speed of light (Bathroom Quotes) Whenever I’m on tour and I’m in my hotel room and I’m writing and playing my guitar, I go in the bathroom and I record whatever I’m writing in there. It’s just what I love to do (Bathroom Quotes) Never discuss the poem you contemplate writing. It’s like turning on the outside spigot. It takes all the pressure off the upstairs bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) You’ve got to be on the ball from the minute you step out into that spotlight. You gotta know exactly what you’re doing every second on that stage, otherwise the act goes right into the bathroom. It’s all over. Good night (Bathroom Quotes) Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they are gone (Bathroom Quotes) When I was in elementary school, we had the kid who threw chairs, the kid who stuttered, and the kid who went to the bathroom on himself... but we never had the kid who came in one day and started shooting everyone (Bathroom Quotes) If you buy your husband or boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when you go to the bathroom. Most of my husband’s early films end with a scream and a flush (Bathroom Quotes) Too many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed (Bathroom Quotes) Among the reasons marriages fail, sex ranks no higher than fourth, behind money, having only one bathroom, and an inability to communicate, reasons one, two and three (Bathroom Quotes) I don’t think people are too interested in my naked selfie in my bathroom while I’m shaving my legs. It wouldn’t even occur to me to even post something that silly (Bathroom Quotes) In high school I was an outcast I wasn’t cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn’t been seen (Bathroom Quotes) I love to travel and to be inspired by new things, so everything is always new. I’ve never done the same bathroom or the same kitchen a second time. It’s challenging, and I like to be challenged (Bathroom Quotes) Most writers, including myself, had to endure a lot of rejections before finally getting published. You could wallpaper a sizeable bathroom with the rejection slips I have received. Don’t ever give up! (Bathroom Quotes) Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in (Bathroom Quotes) When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911 (Bathroom Quotes) I’m not at the point where I’d feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I’m the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone’s going to jump out and get me (Bathroom Quotes) As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can’t picture helping you go to the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes)

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