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Bathroom Quotes

I need my products to work and be fast! I don’t love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every inch of my face. That’s so not me Picture Quote #1

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I’m at, because I wake up and have no clue! Picture Quote #1

What you forget when you’re planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages just long enough so you can use the bathroom Picture Quote #1

Normal person’s weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person’s weekly chore list: 1. don’t get peanut butter on sheets Picture Quote #1

There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes. I hoard clothes. My makeup spills from the bathroom drawers, and there are different women for different lipsticks Picture Quote #1

I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life.. what happened was that I started to pray Picture Quote #1

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When you sit down to write, write. Don’t do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off Picture Quote #1

It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away Picture Quote #1

Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and watch your door. You will just stare. As though rebuffed by it. As though it has done this to you Picture Quote #1

Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm Picture Quote #1

And this girl right here? Who knows what she knows? So I’m going through her phone when she go to the bathroom and her purse right there, I don’t trust these hoes at all Picture Quote #1

Open offices keep everyone in tune with what is going on and keep the energy up. If an employee is about privacy, show him or her how to use the lock on the bathroom Picture Quote #1

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The bathroom door swings open. Emma sees the blood painting my skin and the red rivers carved on my body. Emma sees the wet knife, silver and bone. The screams of my little sister shatter mirrors Picture Quote #1

Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way Picture Quote #1

When I was a child, all problems had ended with a single word from my father. A smile from him was sunshine, his scowl a bolt of thunder. He was smart, and generous, and honorable without fail. He could exile a trespasser, check my math homework, and fix the leaky bathroom sink, all before dinner. For the longest time, I thought he was invincible. Above the petty problems that plagued normal people. And now he was gone Picture Quote #1

I lay there silently, hoarding my small dignity. I did not ask about the gate or the closet. I did not question the bedtime ritual where, on the cold bathroom tiles, I was spread out daily and examined for flaws. I did not know that my bones, those solids, those pieces of sculpture would not splinter Picture Quote #1

Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn’t it beautiful? Yes, it’s beautiful. I unscrew the cap and pour it into the toilet. I flush twice. And then I think, why did I flush twice? The answer, is of course, because I truly do know myself. I cannot be sure I won’t attempt to drink from the toilet, like a dog Picture Quote #1

There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our homes! Picture Quote #1

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I’ve been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I’ve been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without Picture Quote #1

One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror and I realized I had one of two choices, change the list or change myself Picture Quote #1

You know, stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what’s in there Picture Quote #1

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left Picture Quote #1

What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate Picture Quote #1

What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate Picture Quote #1

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Oh my god! Hillary is standing in the doorway of the bathroom of the bathroom which on one had is surprising but there’s the other hand, too Picture Quote #1

When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself Picture Quote #1

Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I’m too embarrassed to say so Picture Quote #1

Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they’re gone Picture Quote #1

A father is someone who can’t get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt Picture Quote #1

The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale Picture Quote #1

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I need my products to work and be fast! I don’t love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every inch of my face. That’s so not me (Bathroom Quotes) I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I’m at, because I wake up and have no clue! (Bathroom Quotes) What you forget when you’re planning a hijack by yourself is somewhere along the line, you might need to neglect your hostages just long enough so you can use the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) Normal person’s weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person’s weekly chore list: 1. don’t get peanut butter on sheets (Bathroom Quotes) There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes. I hoard clothes. My makeup spills from the bathroom drawers, and there are different women for different lipsticks (Bathroom Quotes) I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life.. what happened was that I started to pray (Bathroom Quotes) When you sit down to write, write. Don’t do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off (Bathroom Quotes) It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away (Bathroom Quotes) Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and watch your door. You will just stare. As though rebuffed by it. As though it has done this to you (Bathroom Quotes) Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm (Bathroom Quotes) And this girl right here? Who knows what she knows? So I’m going through her phone when she go to the bathroom and her purse right there, I don’t trust these hoes at all (Bathroom Quotes) Open offices keep everyone in tune with what is going on and keep the energy up. If an employee is about privacy, show him or her how to use the lock on the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) The bathroom door swings open. Emma sees the blood painting my skin and the red rivers carved on my body. Emma sees the wet knife, silver and bone. The screams of my little sister shatter mirrors (Bathroom Quotes) Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way (Bathroom Quotes) When I was a child, all problems had ended with a single word from my father. A smile from him was sunshine, his scowl a bolt of thunder. He was smart, and generous, and honorable without fail. He could exile a trespasser, check my math homework, and fix the leaky bathroom sink, all before dinner. For the longest time, I thought he was invincible. Above the petty problems that plagued normal people. And now he was gone (Bathroom Quotes) I lay there silently, hoarding my small dignity. I did not ask about the gate or the closet. I did not question the bedtime ritual where, on the cold bathroom tiles, I was spread out daily and examined for flaws. I did not know that my bones, those solids, those pieces of sculpture would not splinter (Bathroom Quotes) Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn’t it beautiful? Yes, it’s beautiful. I unscrew the cap and pour it into the toilet. I flush twice. And then I think, why did I flush twice? The answer, is of course, because I truly do know myself. I cannot be sure I won’t attempt to drink from the toilet, like a dog (Bathroom Quotes) There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our homes! (Bathroom Quotes) I’ve been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I’ve been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without (Bathroom Quotes) One day I actually took the list into the bathroom and I put it up against my face and looked in the mirror and I realized I had one of two choices, change the list or change myself (Bathroom Quotes) You know, stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what’s in there (Bathroom Quotes) He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left (Bathroom Quotes) What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate (Bathroom Quotes) What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate (Bathroom Quotes) Oh my god! Hillary is standing in the doorway of the bathroom of the bathroom which on one had is surprising but there’s the other hand, too (Bathroom Quotes) When you took your seat I felt as if a woman had come into my bathroom and I had only the sponge to defend myself (Bathroom Quotes) Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I’m too embarrassed to say so (Bathroom Quotes) Acting is like painting pictures on bathroom tissues. Ten minutes later you throw them away and they’re gone (Bathroom Quotes) A father is someone who can’t get on the phone, in the bathroom or out of debt (Bathroom Quotes) The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale (Bathroom Quotes)

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