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Bathroom Quotes

Sometimes I think it would be nice to share everything I’ve got with somebody - and sometimes I think I’m very lucky to have the bathroom to myself. But I feel it would be nice to pass on my knowledge. Perhaps because I haven’t got children - one wants to educate somebody Picture Quote #1

I used to always sit in church looking out the windows at the boys, wondering if I could make an excuse to go out and, you know, go to the bathroom because all the outdoor toilets. But anyhow, I was only going out to see the boys Picture Quote #1

Normal person’s weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person’s weekly chore list: 1. don’t get peanut butter on sheets Picture Quote #1

If I’m stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or... clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There’s always something to be done Picture Quote #1

Someone once said, that the internet is the bathroom wall of the 21 century. And that appears to be true, especially since Bobrick transitioned to plastic laminates removing the opportunity to defame others behind those closed doors Picture Quote #1

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly Picture Quote #1

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I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly Picture Quote #1

In high school I was an outcast... I wasn’t cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn’t been seen Picture Quote #1

I had longed to come home but now that I was there, it wasn’t much fun. Home wasn’t the same if I couldn’t sleep in my own bedroom or use the bathroom by myself. I felt like a stranger in those familiar rooms Picture Quote #1

The Exorcist’ is absolutely my favorite horror film, and I watched it when I was, like, seven years old with my mother for the first time. I don’t know why my mom let me watch that. I couldn’t go to the bathroom by myself. I couldn’t go upstairs by myself. I couldn’t sleep Picture Quote #1

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor Picture Quote #1

In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water Thinking; Damn, I should’ve been a better father to my daughter Picture Quote #1

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I need my products to work and be fast! I don’t love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every inch of my face. That’s so not me Picture Quote #1

There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let’s start at our base level. We didn’t have toilet paper. We went to the woods to use the bathroom Picture Quote #1

Bathrooms are, on a square foot basis, the most expensive room in the house to renovate. If you want to test your heart’s fitness, try shopping for simple bathroom faucets. Add in the cost of the required valves, mixers and trims, and you may need reviving when you see the tally! Picture Quote #1

Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun Picture Quote #1

When I first lived in a model apartment... It was two bunk beds to a room, and the bathroom was constantly in use. I was bringing in Lucky Charms cereal, and one day an agent put a stop to that. She said, ‘You’re making all the girls fat.’ They took it off our grocery order. That was the most dramatic thing that happened Picture Quote #1

You know, I’m the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I’m feeling blue, or puzzled , what I do, I just invite a few people to come visit me in the bathroom, and--well, we iron things out together, that’s all Picture Quote #1

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How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other Picture Quote #1

Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don’t make the bed; I’m just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner! Picture Quote #1

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom Picture Quote #1

When Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow meet, only Today gets to shake hands twice. That makes Today twice as important as the other two. But it also means that Today must be careful, because who knows whether Yesterday or Tomorrow washed their hands after going to the bathroom Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me Picture Quote #1

At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I’ve failed Picture Quote #1

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As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it Picture Quote #1

If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom Picture Quote #1

You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what’s in there Picture Quote #1

My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8, I even did it in the bathroom with a hair dryer in the bathtub. I realized that I was good at it because each time my mom would scream Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes I think it would be nice to share everything I’ve got with somebody - and sometimes I think I’m very lucky to have the bathroom to myself. But I feel it would be nice to pass on my knowledge. Perhaps because I haven’t got children - one wants to educate somebody. (Bathroom Quotes) I used to always sit in church looking out the windows at the boys, wondering if I could make an excuse to go out and, you know, go to the bathroom because all the outdoor toilets. But anyhow, I was only going out to see the boys. (Bathroom Quotes) Normal person’s weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person’s weekly chore list: 1. don’t get peanut butter on sheets. (Bathroom Quotes) If I’m stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or... clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There’s always something to be done. (Bathroom Quotes) Someone once said, that the internet is the bathroom wall of the 21 century. And that appears to be true, especially since Bobrick transitioned to plastic laminates removing the opportunity to defame others behind those closed doors. (Bathroom Quotes) I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. (Bathroom Quotes) I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. (Bathroom Quotes) In high school I was an outcast... I wasn’t cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn’t been seen. (Bathroom Quotes) I had longed to come home but now that I was there, it wasn’t much fun. Home wasn’t the same if I couldn’t sleep in my own bedroom or use the bathroom by myself. I felt like a stranger in those familiar rooms. (Bathroom Quotes) The Exorcist’ is absolutely my favorite horror film, and I watched it when I was, like, seven years old with my mother for the first time. I don’t know why my mom let me watch that. I couldn’t go to the bathroom by myself. I couldn’t go upstairs by myself. I couldn’t sleep. (Bathroom Quotes) One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor (Bathroom Quotes) In the cafe bathroom drinking free tap water Thinking; Damn, I should’ve been a better father to my daughter (Bathroom Quotes) I need my products to work and be fast! I don’t love having 50 different things in my bathroom, like a different cream for every inch of my face. That’s so not me. (Bathroom Quotes) There was no glam squad, whatsoever. There were no dressing rooms. There were no bathrooms. Let’s start at our base level. We didn’t have toilet paper. We went to the woods to use the bathroom. (Bathroom Quotes) Bathrooms are, on a square foot basis, the most expensive room in the house to renovate. If you want to test your heart’s fitness, try shopping for simple bathroom faucets. Add in the cost of the required valves, mixers and trims, and you may need reviving when you see the tally! (Bathroom Quotes) Repeat: Sharing the kids bathroom while my master bath gets renovated is family bonding. So fun. (Bathroom Quotes) When I first lived in a model apartment... It was two bunk beds to a room, and the bathroom was constantly in use. I was bringing in Lucky Charms cereal, and one day an agent put a stop to that. She said, ‘You’re making all the girls fat.’ They took it off our grocery order. That was the most dramatic thing that happened. (Bathroom Quotes) You know, I’m the only one in this family who has no problems, . . . And you know why? Because any time I’m feeling blue, or puzzled , what I do, I just invite a few people to come visit me in the bathroom, and--well, we iron things out together, that’s all. (Bathroom Quotes) How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other. (Bathroom Quotes) Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don’t make the bed; I’m just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner! (Bathroom Quotes) I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom (Bathroom Quotes) When Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow meet, only Today gets to shake hands twice. That makes Today twice as important as the other two. But it also means that Today must be careful, because who knows whether Yesterday or Tomorrow washed their hands after going to the bathroom. (Bathroom Quotes) I couldn’t even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me. (Bathroom Quotes) At the premieres, I always watch the audience. If a child asks to go to the bathroom, I know I’ve failed. (Bathroom Quotes) As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it. (Bathroom Quotes) If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want - I go to the bathroom. (Bathroom Quotes) You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what’s in there. (Bathroom Quotes) My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was 7 or 8, I even did it in the bathroom with a hair dryer in the bathtub. I realized that I was good at it because each time my mom would scream. (Bathroom Quotes)

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