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Be My Girlfriend Quotes

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn’t eat before you swim. She said, why not? I said, you look fat Picture Quote #1

I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend said, Emo, I’m seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something Picture Quote #1

And my girlfriend, she’s FAT! How fat? She’s so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! Picture Quote #1

I like playing sport. I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates Picture Quote #1

A lot of people wouldn’t feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren’t dating my girlfriend Picture Quote #1

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First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife Picture Quote #1

I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her Picture Quote #1

I just like to sit and admire my garden; it’s so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend Picture Quote #1

I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it’s easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces Picture Quote #1

Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world Picture Quote #1

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I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn’t take the hint Picture Quote #1

I’m getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn’t gotten her period. And she’s already 14 Picture Quote #1

The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I’m married to the track and engaged to success Picture Quote #1

In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved Picture Quote #1

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I’d bring her flowers and candy Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice Picture Quote #1

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The radio is blastin’, someone’s knockin’ at the door. I’m lookin’ at my girlfriend, she’s passed out on the floor Picture Quote #1

I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it Picture Quote #1

I think the qualities I look for in a girl I’d like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay’s character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real Picture Quote #1

My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading Picture Quote #1

I gave my girlfriend something she didn’t expect for Valentine’s day... Chlamydia Picture Quote #1

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George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night Picture Quote #1

I’m really worried about my girlfriend’s morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers Picture Quote #1

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back Picture Quote #1

Have you tried this shrimp? It’s freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You’re so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now Picture Quote #1

My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it Picture Quote #1

My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! Picture Quote #1

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I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn’t eat before you swim. She said, why not? I said, you look fat. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend said, Emo, I’m seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) And my girlfriend, she’s FAT! How fat? She’s so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone! (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I like playing sport. I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) A lot of people wouldn’t feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren’t dating my girlfriend. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I just like to sit and admire my garden; it’s so well kept by my gardener and my girlfriend (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks, rubber bands, and lentil beans. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend is Jewish. But it’s easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) Losing hope means ceasing to love my son and my girlfriend and many friends and people around the world. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn’t take the hint. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I’m getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn’t gotten her period. And she’s already 14. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I’m married to the track and engaged to success. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) In my position, I think the best thing I do is just keep girlfriend involved (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I’d bring her flowers and candy (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) The radio is blastin’, someone’s knockin’ at the door. I’m lookin’ at my girlfriend, she’s passed out on the floor (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels! (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend asked me if I only love her for her body. I said no, baby. Just parts of it. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I think the qualities I look for in a girl I’d like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay’s character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she’s reading (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I gave my girlfriend something she didn’t expect for Valentine’s day... Chlamydia. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) I’m really worried about my girlfriend’s morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) Have you tried this shrimp? It’s freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You’re so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now. (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) My teacher knew that I always had a girlfriend. For some reason, he never said anything to me about it (Be My Girlfriend Quotes) My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater! (Be My Girlfriend Quotes)

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