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What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon? (Bed Quotes)
When I was young, I would make my parents breakfast in bed on Saturday mornings (Bed Quotes)
I would have inscribed on the curtains of your bed, and the walls of your chamber: If you do not rise early, you can make progress in nothing (Bed Quotes)
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV (Bed Quotes)
With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses (Bed Quotes)
There are four minds in the bed of a divorced man who marries a divorced woman (Bed Quotes)
I didn’t say you were a slut. I just implied that you don’t sleep in your own bed too often (Bed Quotes)
The marriage bed is the most degenerative influence in the social order (Bed Quotes)
Sorry the only thing getting repeatedly slammed in your bed is a snooze button (Bed Quotes)
Some nights I lay in bed and imagine what I’d be doing if you were with me (Bed Quotes)
Let’s celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else’s bed (Bed Quotes)
Reagan’s half a disciple of Benjamin Franklin. He believes in early to bed (Bed Quotes)
When I was a kid, I used to be afraid of the dark. I would stand at my door, turn the light off and dive into bed. One night, as I did that, there was this gigantic spider next to my pillow. I hit the bed and bounced straight back up When I turned the light back on, it was already gone. I could not sleep in my room for days. (Bed Quotes)
Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion. (Bed Quotes)
George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. (Bed Quotes)
I want to get up in the morning and just roll over in my bed into an indoor swimming pool. And then swim to the breakfast table. (Bed Quotes)
True monsters are not those lurking under the bed, but the ones sleeping in it (Bed Quotes)
You must bring great resolve to your work. It’s not all a bed of roses. (Bed Quotes)
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size) (Bed Quotes)
Don’t date a woman with satin sheets on her bed (she didn’t put them there just for you) (Bed Quotes)
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed (Bed Quotes)
Go barefoot and be warm all the time not only when you go to bed and sleep (Bed Quotes)
I love playing and chatting with children...feed ing and putting them to bed with a little story, and being away from the family has troubled me throughout my...life. (Bed Quotes)
To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed (Bed Quotes)
If you tell your husband or boyfriend for his whole life that he needn’t worry about his clothes, that he couldn’t possibly understand them, that they are a woman’s affair, then you can hardly complain that he doesn’t have any style sense. You all make this bed. (Bed Quotes)
My favorite color is purple. I have a huge velvet purple comforter on my bed. (Bed Quotes)
Those who hate to go to bed fear death; those who hate to get up fear life (Bed Quotes)
On my death bed, I’m not going to say, ‘God I wish I did more movies.’ I’m perfectly happy I was present for the ones I did. (Bed Quotes)
I go home by noon, and I’m in bed by 6 p.m. I get up at 1 and do it again. (Bed Quotes)
My hair is very fine, so I use Tigi Bed Head Small Talk before I blow dry for volume, and I’m a firm believer in Tigi Rockaholic dry shampoo to keep volume throughout the day. (Bed Quotes)