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One thing I’ve noticed about getting older, it takes twice as much work to get half the results one formerly achieved by falling out of bed (Bed Quotes)
When I go to bed at night, I ask God to give me another day; I ask him to keep me strong and make me a good teacher and to keep spreading this right word (Bed Quotes)
Therell always be some weird thing about eating four grapes before you go to bed, or drinking a special tea, or buying this little bean from El Salvador (Bed Quotes)
Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother (Bed Quotes)
There are four minds in the bed of a divorced man who marries a divorced woman (Bed Quotes)
I used to think once I was 18 I wouldn’t have the urge to check the closet for monsters anymore before I went to bed. I thought wrong (Bed Quotes)
Sometimes, the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the chance I might get to talk to you (Bed Quotes)
I’m pretending to be hungover tomorrow so coworkers don’t find out I go to bed at 10: 30 p. M (Bed Quotes)
You’ve got to get up every morning and do something that matters to you if you intend to go to bed each night with a sense of satisfaction (Bed Quotes)
Life is a bed of water filling from many springs and we seem not to know when one gushing flow will oe’r flood the banks only to be succeeded by a drought (Bed Quotes)
My bed and I have a special relationship, we’re perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together (Bed Quotes)
Last night I thought there was a murderer standing in front of my bed, so naturally I hid under my covers. Why do I crack under pressure? (Bed Quotes)
I can’t believe you’re alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed (Bed Quotes)
I didn’t say you were a slut. I just implied that you don’t sleep in your own bed too often (Bed Quotes)
I love you because you’re what inspires the sun to rise each morning. It’s the thought of you that encourages me to crawl out of bed with a smile on my face each day (Bed Quotes)
The marriage bed is the most degenerative influence in the social order (Bed Quotes)
Sorry the only thing getting repeatedly slammed in your bed is a snooze button (Bed Quotes)
Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations (Bed Quotes)
Two people don’t fall in love because they sleep in the same bed, but because they share the same dreams, and the same foundation of trust (Bed Quotes)
I’d sleep with my boss if his incompetence at work didn’t make me question his competence in bed (Bed Quotes)
We should have sex if we’re ever somehow both in bed and awake at the same time (Bed Quotes)
Some nights I lay in bed and imagine what I’d be doing if you were with me (Bed Quotes)
I hope we don’t let our tendency to wake up naked in bed together get in the way of our friendship (Bed Quotes)
Sometimes I just lay in bed at night and think about things I wish I could say to you (Bed Quotes)
I should really start going to bed earlier so I have more time in the morning to be late for work (Bed Quotes)
Having a bad habit is like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of (Bed Quotes)
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead (Bed Quotes)
No matter how old I get, I still won’t sleep with one hand over the edge of the bed in case of monsters (Bed Quotes)
Monotony is not to be worshipped as a virtue; nor the marriage bed treated as a coffin for security rather than a couch from which to rise refreshed (Bed Quotes)
I’m a teenager. I have a messy room. I spend most of my time online. I go to bed late and I’m crazy about one person (Bed Quotes)