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The internet in hotels should be free - and I really resent it when they charge you five dollars for a bottle of water beside your bed. (Bed Quotes)
I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I’ve been known to crawl out of bed and drink out of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke. (Bed Quotes)
When I was very young, I used to clean up after my parents. If I stay in a hotel, I make the bed and clean the room when I get up, even the bathroom mirror, for which I carry a tiny bottle of ammonia. (Bed Quotes)
As a cure for the cold, take your toddy to bed, put one bowler hat at the foot, and drink until you see two. (Bed Quotes)
The only way I can lose is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy (Bed Quotes)
I wanted to write a very simple story about a boy, a wolf, a girl, a bear and a forest, so I thought I might set it in the past. I didn’t realise that it went back to when I was 10: I used to love the Stone Age when I was a kid and wanted to live in it, and I got rid of my bed and slept on the floor, but I didn’t remember it. (Bed Quotes)
If you tell your husband or boyfriend for his whole life that he needn’t worry about his clothes, that he couldn’t possibly understand them, that they are a woman’s affair, then you can hardly complain that he doesn’t have any style sense. You all make this bed. (Bed Quotes)
I’d rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, ‘What’s the problem? You’re so not sexual.’ (Bed Quotes)
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed. (Bed Quotes)
Oh lovers! be careful in those dangerous first days! once you’ve brought breakfast in bed you’ll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal. (Bed Quotes)
O lovers! Be careful in those dangerous first days! Once you’ve brought breakfast in bed you’ll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal. (Bed Quotes)
Before I go to bed, I brush my teeth and take off all my makeup. I like to use Neutrogena’s makeup remover wipes. (Bed Quotes)
I have to shave every day. If I don’t, it’s sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I’m a crazy person so maybe that’s why. (Bed Quotes)
When I was nine or 10, I had jumped off of a bunk bed and shattered and dislocated my shoulder. That was on the same arm as the cast was on, which I didn’t really put together until I was really starting to feel a little uncomfortable in my shoulder area, and then I was like, ‘Oh, this cast is on that arm. That’s what that is about.’ (Bed Quotes)
Why a tender curb upon the youthful burning boy? Why a little curtain of flesh on the bed of our desire? (Bed Quotes)
There is no business model in the modern media that promotes comity. If we worried too much about criticism, we wouldn’t get out of bed in the morning. (Bed Quotes)
I enjoy myself a lot but I derive more joy in working. I believe in hard work and one of my business success secrets is hard work. It’s hard to see a youth that will go to bed by 2am and wake up by 5am. I don’t rest until I achieve something. (Bed Quotes)
I do most of my shopping over the Internet because as a busy working mum I can do the supermarket shop when the kids have gone to bed. (Bed Quotes)
I’d never expected my first time to be in a cabin in the woods, but I realized the place didn’t matter. The person did. With someone you loved, you could be anywhere, and it would be incredible. Being in the most luxurious bed in the world wouldn’t matter if you were with someone you didn’t love. (Bed Quotes)
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. (Bed Quotes)
Find something that you love. Something that gets you so excited you can’t wait to get out of bed in the morning. Forget about money. Be happy. (Bed Quotes)
This is a precious possession which we cannot afford to tarnish, but society always is attempting to make the physician into a killer to kill the defective child at birth, to leave the sleeping pills beside the bed of the cancer patient ... It is the duty of society to protect the physicians from such requests. (Bed Quotes)
In winter I get up at night And dress by yellow candle-light. In summer quite the other way I have to go to bed by day. (Bed Quotes)
The International Space Station is a phenomenal laboratory, an unparalleled test bed for new invention and discovery. Yet I often thought, while silently gazing out the window at Earth, that the actual legacy of humanity’s attempts to step into space will be a better understanding of our current planet and how to take care of it. (Bed Quotes)
If you’re looking for someone to go to Washington, to go along to get along, to get - to agree with the career politicians in both parties who get in bed with the lobbyists and special interests, then I ain’t your guy. (Bed Quotes)
With Alzheimer’s patients, you have to be very careful what you say when you’re looking at them over their bed. Because once in a while, they understand it. (Bed Quotes)
Time goes too quickly. This is the advice that my mother should have given me from her hospital bed. Instead of vague, unknowable quips like Be careful what you wish for, she should have told me time slides away on a hillside of loose shale and takes everything in its path - dreams, opportunities, hopes. And youth. It takes that fastest of all. (Bed Quotes)
In the silence I heard Bastet, who had retreated under the bed, carrying on a mumbling, profane monologue. (If you ask how I knew it was profane, I presume you have never owned a cat.) (Bed Quotes)
Now that my kids are out of the house, I’m finally able to get to the classics I never read: Emily Bronte, Dylan Thomas, Joseph Heller’s ‘Catch-22.’ It’s endless. They’re all in this gigantic pile next to my bed. (Bed Quotes)
In the morning be first up, and in the evening last to go to bed, for they that sleep catch no fish (Bed Quotes)