Beer Quotes
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It was darkly rumoured that the butler, regarding him with favour such as that stern man had never shown before to mortal boy, had sometimes mingled porter with his table beer to make him strong (Beer Quotes)
Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles (Beer Quotes)
This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let’s go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer (Beer Quotes)
I have received delegations of working men who come, apparently speaking of the utmost sincerity, have declared that they would regard it as a genuine hardship to be deprived of their beer (Beer Quotes)
It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver (Beer Quotes)
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers (Beer Quotes)
I’m not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers (Beer Quotes)
The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There’s nothing above that. Nothing above it (Beer Quotes)
The food is excellent. The beer is cold. The sun nearly always shines. There is coffee on every corner. Life doesn’t get much better than this (Beer Quotes)
Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it (Beer Quotes)
Managing an advertising agency isn’t all beer and skittles. After fourteen years of it, I have come to the conclusion that the top man has one principle responsibility: to provide an atmosphere in which creative mavericks can do useful work (Beer Quotes)
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one! (Beer Quotes)
You write a book like that you’re fond of over the years, then you see that happen to it, it’s like pissing in your father’s beer (Beer Quotes)
I’ve got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away (Beer Quotes)
Pulled into my convenient neighborhood fast food restaurant. I ordered shrimp salad, onion rings, and a beer. The shrimp were straight out of the freezer, the onion rings soggy. Looking around the place, though, I failed to spot a single customer banging on a tray or complaining to a waitress. So I shut up and finished my food. Expect nothing, get nothing (Beer Quotes)
She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it’s there, because it can’t hurt, and because what difference does it make? (Beer Quotes)
To clink glasses of a freshly made, seasonal beer, preferably in a pub or garden, with friends and perhaps new acquaintances, is a ritual that makes every participant feel good. We may not rationalize this at the time, but it gives us a sense of place in our common community and our time in the tides of life on earth. This is a way to value beer and treat it with respect (Beer Quotes)
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they that get drunk on other intoxicating liquors fall on all parts of their body, they fall on the left side, on the right side, on their faces, and and on their backs. But it is only those who get drunk on beer that fall on their backs with their faces upward (Beer Quotes)
I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he’ll never die; especially wine or beer... I like drunkards, man, because drunkards, they come out of it, and they’re sick and they spring back, they spring back and forth... If I hadn’t been a drunkard, I probably would have committed suicide long ago (Beer Quotes)
Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here’s to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around (Beer Quotes)
When I was broke, no one ever offered to buy me a beer. Now that I have quite a bit of money, everybody tries to buy me beers. Where were all these people back when I was in college and broke? (Beer Quotes)
My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer (Beer Quotes)
Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime! (Beer Quotes)
They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around (Beer Quotes)
I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. and I’ve tasted a lot. I think you’ll like it too (Beer Quotes)
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others (Beer Quotes)
When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn’t sure if the city would object (Beer Quotes)
Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I’d like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can’t because there aren’t any (Beer Quotes)
Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out (Beer Quotes)
Things have taken time to get used to, the weather’s not great and people seem to drink beer all the time, but there’s nowhere I’d rather be playing (Beer Quotes)