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My belt. My belt when I’m drunk and need to pee (Belt Quotes)
Children must always wear a seat belt, except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle (Belt Quotes)
Oh, I never use a seat belt. I don’t believe in gravity (Belt Quotes)
Microsoft is still not a black belt (Belt Quotes)
A man separated from his reflective belt is no man at all (Belt Quotes)
A belt don’t make me (Belt Quotes)
We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own belt (Belt Quotes)
He couldn’t see a belt without hitting below it (Belt Quotes)
Superman don't need no seat belt (Belt Quotes)
I like crazy shoes or unusual cowboy boots and I collect big belt buckles (Belt Quotes)
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants (Belt Quotes)
He could never see a belt without hitting below it (Belt Quotes)
What kind of belt do you have? (Belt Quotes)
We cannot swing up a rope that is attached only to our own belt (Belt Quotes)
I love going shopping. I have a black belt in it (Belt Quotes)
I’m an extra dark black belt in ping pong (Belt Quotes)
A black belt doesn’t mean anything. The meaning is in the journey (Belt Quotes)
I’m a black belt in tae kwon do (Belt Quotes)
Pull in your belt, spend less, and reduce debt (Belt Quotes)
My karate skills are very limited. I’m a green belt (Belt Quotes)
A black belt is a white belt who never quits! (Belt Quotes)
The bible belt is oral territory and therefore despised by the literati (Belt Quotes)
I traveled the globe as always, handing souls to the conveyor belt of eternity (Belt Quotes)
You might be a redneck if... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds (Belt Quotes)
He [Lloyd George] could not see a belt without hitting below it (Belt Quotes)
I have a second-degree black belt in Okinawan kobudo weapons training (Belt Quotes)
Dad, I hope your belt comes off today for an entirely different reason (Belt Quotes)
Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car (Belt Quotes)
My wife has a black belt in shopping (Belt Quotes)
Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer (Belt Quotes)