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Ben Elton Quotes

There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do Picture Quote #1

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken Picture Quote #1

People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count Picture Quote #1

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been Picture Quote #1

The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it Picture Quote #1

I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing Picture Quote #1

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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have Picture Quote #1

We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother Picture Quote #1

I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with Picture Quote #1

I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother Picture Quote #1

Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s Picture Quote #1

Artists don’t create society, they reflect it Picture Quote #1

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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality Picture Quote #1

My parents were secular. I am an atheist Picture Quote #1

You think I look like a teletubby? Picture Quote #1

You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear Picture Quote #1

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence Picture Quote #1

There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do Picture Quote #1

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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund Picture Quote #1

I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous Picture Quote #1

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume Picture Quote #1

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been Picture Quote #1

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven Picture Quote #1

The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it Picture Quote #1

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Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it Picture Quote #1

The internet was supposed to liberate knowledge, but in fact it buried it, first under a vast sewer of ignorance, laziness, bigotry, superstition and filth and then beneath the cloak of political surveillance. Now... cyberspace exists exclusively to promote commerce, gossip and pornography. And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it Picture Quote #1

Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body; it had nothing whatsoever to do with a man’s emotions. But if that was the case, why did it ache so? Picture Quote #1

I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing Picture Quote #1

We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother Picture Quote #1

The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value Picture Quote #1

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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do. (Ben Elton Quotes) For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken. (Ben Elton Quotes) People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count. (Ben Elton Quotes) Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been. (Ben Elton Quotes) The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it. (Ben Elton Quotes) I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing. (Ben Elton Quotes) I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have. (Ben Elton Quotes) We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother. (Ben Elton Quotes) I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with (Ben Elton Quotes) I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother (Ben Elton Quotes) Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s (Ben Elton Quotes) Artists don’t create society, they reflect it (Ben Elton Quotes) I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality (Ben Elton Quotes) My parents were secular. I am an atheist (Ben Elton Quotes) You think I look like a teletubby? (Ben Elton Quotes) You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear (Ben Elton Quotes) This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence (Ben Elton Quotes) There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do (Ben Elton Quotes) You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund (Ben Elton Quotes) I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous (Ben Elton Quotes) I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume (Ben Elton Quotes) Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been (Ben Elton Quotes) If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven (Ben Elton Quotes) The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it (Ben Elton Quotes) Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it (Ben Elton Quotes) The internet was supposed to liberate knowledge, but in fact it buried it, first under a vast sewer of ignorance, laziness, bigotry, superstition and filth and then beneath the cloak of political surveillance. Now... cyberspace exists exclusively to promote commerce, gossip and pornography. And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it (Ben Elton Quotes) Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body; it had nothing whatsoever to do with a man’s emotions. But if that was the case, why did it ache so? (Ben Elton Quotes) I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing (Ben Elton Quotes) We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother (Ben Elton Quotes) The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value (Ben Elton Quotes)

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