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Bennett Cerf Quotes

Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup Picture Quote #1

I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me Picture Quote #1

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost Picture Quote #1

Fame - anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy Picture Quote #1

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we Picture Quote #1

For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world Picture Quote #1

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Everybody was being decent, and when people are decent, thing work out for everybody. That has been my theory all through life. If you’re making money, let the other fellow make it too. If somebody’s getting hurt, it’s bad, but if you can work a thing out so that everybody profits that’s the ideal business Picture Quote #1

In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein Picture Quote #1

One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship Picture Quote #1

For me, a hearty ‘belly laugh’ is one of the beautiful sounds in the world Picture Quote #1

The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved Picture Quote #1

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor! Picture Quote #1

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Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup Picture Quote #1

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you Picture Quote #1

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought Picture Quote #1

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed Picture Quote #1

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance Picture Quote #1

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results Picture Quote #1

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Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows Picture Quote #1

Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations Picture Quote #1

Reading is a pleasure of the mind, which means that it is a little like a sport: your eagerness and knowledge and quickness count for something. The fun of reading is not that something is told to you, but that you stretch your mind. Your own imagination works along with the authors, or even goes beyond his, yields the same or different conclusions, and your ideas develop as you understand his Picture Quote #1

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you Picture Quote #1

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Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup (Bennett Cerf Quotes) I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me (Bennett Cerf Quotes) The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Fame - anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy (Bennett Cerf Quotes) The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we (Bennett Cerf Quotes) For me, a hearty “belly laugh” is one of the beautiful sounds in the world (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Everybody was being decent, and when people are decent, thing work out for everybody. That has been my theory all through life. If you’re making money, let the other fellow make it too. If somebody’s getting hurt, it’s bad, but if you can work a thing out so that everybody profits that’s the ideal business. (Bennett Cerf Quotes) In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert’s writing was hazy, Ep’s statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein. (Bennett Cerf Quotes) One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship. (Bennett Cerf Quotes) For me, a hearty ‘belly laugh’ is one of the beautiful sounds in the world (Bennett Cerf Quotes) The fundamental difference between the mystery story and the ghost story is the fact that a mystery demands a solution for its effectiveness; a ghost story is necessarily unsolvable; the reader must be willing to accept the fact that nothing is proved (Bennett Cerf Quotes) There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he’s a college professor! (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought (Bennett Cerf Quotes) The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance (Bennett Cerf Quotes) A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Reading is a pleasure of the mind, which means that it is a little like a sport: your eagerness and knowledge and quickness count for something. The fun of reading is not that something is told to you, but that you stretch your mind. Your own imagination works along with the authors, or even goes beyond his, yields the same or different conclusions, and your ideas develop as you understand his (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you (Bennett Cerf Quotes)