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Bennett Cerf Quotes

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Fame - anyone who says he doesn’t like it is crazy  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) I don’t stutter when I talk to God. He loves me  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Good manners: The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you  (Bennett Cerf Quotes) Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations  (Bennett Cerf Quotes)