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Benny Hill Quotes

Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand Picture Quote #1

I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better Picture Quote #1

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? Picture Quote #1

Do unto others, then run Picture Quote #1

Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand Picture Quote #1

Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect Picture Quote #1

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That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity Picture Quote #1

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe Picture Quote #1

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn Picture Quote #1

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? Picture Quote #1

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason Picture Quote #1

I never yell, I never tell, but I’m grateful as hell Picture Quote #1

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Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born? Picture Quote #1

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? Picture Quote #1

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb Picture Quote #1

Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill Picture Quote #1

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Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand. (Benny Hill Quotes) I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better (Benny Hill Quotes) Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? (Benny Hill Quotes) Do unto others, then run (Benny Hill Quotes) Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand (Benny Hill Quotes) Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect (Benny Hill Quotes) That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity (Benny Hill Quotes) Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe (Benny Hill Quotes) Never play leapfrog with a unicorn (Benny Hill Quotes) Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? (Benny Hill Quotes) Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason (Benny Hill Quotes) I never yell, I never tell, but I’m grateful as hell (Benny Hill Quotes) Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born? (Benny Hill Quotes) Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? (Benny Hill Quotes) The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb (Benny Hill Quotes) Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill (Benny Hill Quotes)