Benson Bruno Quotes
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I’m writing my next book under a pseudonym. It will be Mark Twain’s best young adult romance. (Benson Bruno Quotes)
I invited some friends over for a barbeque and made grilled cheese sandwiches. When they complained that the sandwiches were charred and inedible, I said That’s pure carbon right there. That’s what we are, and with that simple statement I recruited seven more members to the Human Rights Are Toast Organization. (Benson Bruno Quotes)