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I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time (Bernard Manning Quotes)
I’m not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. (Bernard Manning Quotes)
I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women. (Bernard Manning Quotes)
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there’s nothing worse than having a smash sober... (Bernard Manning Quotes)
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included (Bernard Manning Quotes)
I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women (Bernard Manning Quotes)
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk (Bernard Manning Quotes)