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Bernie Mac Quotes

The two sides of Bernie - that’s a quiet weapon that I have Picture Quote #1

My daughter was a beautiful child Picture Quote #1

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense Picture Quote #1

I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal Picture Quote #1

Fear is not one of my attributes Picture Quote #1

I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown Picture Quote #1

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I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour Picture Quote #1

I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question Picture Quote #1

I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it Picture Quote #1

I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father - who I had only recently met - died Picture Quote #1

I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them Picture Quote #1

That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And Bernie Mac is not afraid to fail Picture Quote #1

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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail Picture Quote #1

I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose Picture Quote #1

I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different Picture Quote #1

I don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool Picture Quote #1

You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body Picture Quote #1

I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - who gets no credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I loved them all, and I used to just take a page out of all of them Picture Quote #1

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My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’ Picture Quote #1

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that’s heaven here on earth Picture Quote #1

I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know? Picture Quote #1

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson Picture Quote #1

There’s no success story. Everybody’s got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what it is Picture Quote #1

Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success Picture Quote #1

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My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that - a stern enforcer Picture Quote #1

My name is Bernard Jeffrey McCullough, but people know me as Bernie Mac. My mama, God rest her soul - she used to call me Beanie. Used to say, ‘Don’t you worry about Beanie. Beanie gonna be just fine. Beanie gonna surprise everyone.’ Picture Quote #1

I can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z Picture Quote #1

I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love Picture Quote #1

When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge Picture Quote #1

As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems Picture Quote #1

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The two sides of Bernie - that’s a quiet weapon that I have (Bernie Mac Quotes) My daughter was a beautiful child (Bernie Mac Quotes) My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense (Bernie Mac Quotes) I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal (Bernie Mac Quotes) Fear is not one of my attributes (Bernie Mac Quotes) I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown. (Bernie Mac Quotes) I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour. (Bernie Mac Quotes) I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question (Bernie Mac Quotes) I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it (Bernie Mac Quotes) I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father - who I had only recently met - died (Bernie Mac Quotes) I want people to say at the end of my day, you know, like I used to say about Sidney Poitier and James Cagney and Joan Crawford and Red Skelton and those guys and Bill Cosby. They did quality and substance. You always remember them (Bernie Mac Quotes) That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And Bernie Mac is not afraid to fail. (Bernie Mac Quotes) That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail. (Bernie Mac Quotes) I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose. (Bernie Mac Quotes) I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different. (Bernie Mac Quotes) I don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so - my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool (Bernie Mac Quotes) You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body (Bernie Mac Quotes) I was in love with a lot of people, because I was a student of the game of comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - who gets no credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I loved them all, and I used to just take a page out of all of them. (Bernie Mac Quotes) My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’ (Bernie Mac Quotes) When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that’s heaven here on earth. (Bernie Mac Quotes) I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know? (Bernie Mac Quotes) Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson. (Bernie Mac Quotes) There’s no success story. Everybody’s got a ghetto story. You always want to make it bigger than what it is. (Bernie Mac Quotes) Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success. (Bernie Mac Quotes) My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that - a stern enforcer. (Bernie Mac Quotes) My name is Bernard Jeffrey McCullough, but people know me as Bernie Mac. My mama, God rest her soul - she used to call me Beanie. Used to say, ‘Don’t you worry about Beanie. Beanie gonna be just fine. Beanie gonna surprise everyone.’ (Bernie Mac Quotes) I can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z. (Bernie Mac Quotes) I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love. (Bernie Mac Quotes) When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge. (Bernie Mac Quotes) As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets - but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems (Bernie Mac Quotes)

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