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Best Funny Quotes

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man Picture Quote #1

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul Picture Quote #1

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot Picture Quote #1

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running Picture Quote #1

As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band Picture Quote #1

I don’t really necessarily think I’m a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don’t feel I’m the best at doing Picture Quote #1

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Yes, it’s funny, isn’t it? You try to do what’s best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts Picture Quote #1

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out Picture Quote #1

I love my funny poems, but I’d rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that’s the best Picture Quote #1

That’s one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he’s funny. He’s done really wicked things Picture Quote #1

All my best girlfriends play guitar now, which is kind of a funny world to live in Picture Quote #1

We try to write the best songs ever, and they come out kind of funny Picture Quote #1

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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house Picture Quote #1

Isn’t it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends Picture Quote #1

I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh Picture Quote #1

That’s the best advice I can give - when you’re trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny Picture Quote #1

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia Picture Quote #1

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Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth Picture Quote #1

A sense of humor is an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny Picture Quote #1

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it Picture Quote #1

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers Picture Quote #1

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible Picture Quote #1

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny Picture Quote #1

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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain Picture Quote #1

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back Picture Quote #1

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe Picture Quote #1

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying Picture Quote #1

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full Picture Quote #1

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man (Best Funny Quotes) A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul (Best Funny Quotes) Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot (Best Funny Quotes) A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running (Best Funny Quotes) As funny as it sounds, the best thing I got out of making a solo record was to realize how much I love being in a band. (Best Funny Quotes) I don’t really necessarily think I’m a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don’t feel I’m the best at doing. (Best Funny Quotes) Yes, it’s funny, isn’t it? You try to do what’s best for the people you love, and you just end up in trouble for your efforts. (Best Funny Quotes) It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. (Best Funny Quotes) I love my funny poems, but I’d rather break your heart. And if I can do both in the same poem, that’s the best. (Best Funny Quotes) That’s one of the best things about characters like Indiana Jones. I mean, he’s funny. He’s done really wicked things. (Best Funny Quotes) All my best girlfriends play guitar now, which is kind of a funny world to live in (Best Funny Quotes) We try to write the best songs ever, and they come out kind of funny... (Best Funny Quotes) The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just made a down payment on a house. (Best Funny Quotes) Isn’t it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. (Best Funny Quotes) It’s funny, 99% of the time, haters and the 1 they hate on have everything in common and could be best friends. (Best Funny Quotes) I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. (Best Funny Quotes) That’s the best advice I can give - when you’re trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny. (Best Funny Quotes) Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia (Best Funny Quotes) Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from that kind of truth (Best Funny Quotes) A sense of humor is an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny (Best Funny Quotes) The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it (Best Funny Quotes) I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers (Best Funny Quotes) The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible (Best Funny Quotes) I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny (Best Funny Quotes) A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain (Best Funny Quotes) I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back (Best Funny Quotes) My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe (Best Funny Quotes) I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying (Best Funny Quotes) There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full (Best Funny Quotes)