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Betty White Quotes

I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot Picture Quote #1

I enjoy being busy, I really do. Remember, I’m the stub end of the railroad. I have no family, so I’m not taking busy time away from people that I should be spending it with. So I’m just relaxing and enjoying it Picture Quote #1

I really don’t care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are Picture Quote #1

Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it’s got to be funny Picture Quote #1

Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do Picture Quote #1

It’s been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven’t been away, guys. I’ve been working steadily for the last 63 years Picture Quote #1

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Gravity has taken over me from time to time. But otherwise than that, I’m blessed with good health. That’s the bottom line Picture Quote #1

I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He’s a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind Picture Quote #1

People who don’t like cats haven’t been around them. There’s the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff Picture Quote #1

I’m so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus. But I didn’t choose to have children because I’m focused on my career. And I just don’t think, as compulsive as I am, that I could manage both Picture Quote #1

I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it Picture Quote #1

It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don’t take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver Picture Quote #1

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I think that a show that is as successful as ‘The Golden Girls’ is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. If you don’t feel proud to be part of a show that has that kind of track record, then shame on you, because that’s a privilege Picture Quote #1

When you start explaining why something’s funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness Picture Quote #1

Sex is pretty funny, let’s face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think Picture Quote #1

Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way Picture Quote #1

Anger tears me up inside. My own. Or anyone else's Picture Quote #1

I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength! Picture Quote #1

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I'm in the acting business. That's the ego business Picture Quote #1

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren’t for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today Picture Quote #1

We actors can’t take the credit. We love to try to claim the credit Picture Quote #1

Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do Picture Quote #1

I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do Picture Quote #1

I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always liked older men. They’re just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren’t that many left! Picture Quote #1

Now that I’m 91, as opposed to being 90, I’m much wiser. I’m much more aware and I’m much sexier Picture Quote #1

Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do Picture Quote #1

Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health - I don't abuse it Picture Quote #1

Gravity has taken over me from time to time. But otherwise than that, I’m blessed with good health. That’s the bottom line Picture Quote #1

I won’t do anything that is connected with drugs. I’ve seen drugs ruin so many people’s lives. I don’t think there’s anything cute about drugs. And I don’t believe in celebrating them Picture Quote #1

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I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just - there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot. (Betty White Quotes) I enjoy being busy, I really do. Remember, I’m the stub end of the railroad. I have no family, so I’m not taking busy time away from people that I should be spending it with. So I’m just relaxing and enjoying it. (Betty White Quotes) I really don’t care with whom you sleep. I just care what kind of a decent human being you are. (Betty White Quotes) Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that - it’s got to be funny. (Betty White Quotes) Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do. (Betty White Quotes) It’s been phenomenal, but everybody keeps congratulating me on my resurgence and my big comeback. I haven’t been away, guys. I’ve been working steadily for the last 63 years. (Betty White Quotes) Gravity has taken over me from time to time. But otherwise than that, I’m blessed with good health. That’s the bottom line. (Betty White Quotes) I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He’s a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind. (Betty White Quotes) People who don’t like cats haven’t been around them. There’s the old joke: dogs have masters, cats have staff. (Betty White Quotes) I’m so compulsive about stuff, I know if I had ever gotten pregnant, of course, that would have been my whole focus. But I didn’t choose to have children because I’m focused on my career. And I just don’t think, as compulsive as I am, that I could manage both. (Betty White Quotes) I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don’t get it don’t know about it. (Betty White Quotes) It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don’t take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver. (Betty White Quotes) I think that a show that is as successful as ‘The Golden Girls’ is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. If you don’t feel proud to be part of a show that has that kind of track record, then shame on you, because that’s a privilege. (Betty White Quotes) When you start explaining why something’s funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness. (Betty White Quotes) Sex is pretty funny, let’s face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. (Betty White Quotes) Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren’t going to get rid of me that way. (Betty White Quotes) Anger tears me up inside. My own. Or anyone else's (Betty White Quotes) I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength! (Betty White Quotes) I'm in the acting business. That's the ego business (Betty White Quotes) People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren’t for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today (Betty White Quotes) We actors can’t take the credit. We love to try to claim the credit (Betty White Quotes) Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do (Betty White Quotes) I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do (Betty White Quotes) I don’t know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on (Betty White Quotes) I’ve always liked older men. They’re just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren’t that many left! (Betty White Quotes) Now that I’m 91, as opposed to being 90, I’m much wiser. I’m much more aware and I’m much sexier (Betty White Quotes) Kindness and consideration of somebody besides yourself. I think that keeps you feeling young. I really do (Betty White Quotes) Wendy Malick and Valerie Bertinelli make fun of me, but I take care of my health - I don't abuse it (Betty White Quotes) Gravity has taken over me from time to time. But otherwise than that, I’m blessed with good health. That’s the bottom line (Betty White Quotes) I won’t do anything that is connected with drugs. I’ve seen drugs ruin so many people’s lives. I don’t think there’s anything cute about drugs. And I don’t believe in celebrating them (Betty White Quotes)

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