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Bill Allred Quotes

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Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life  (Bill Allred Quotes) There is no way you could sit down more than you do  (Bill Allred Quotes) I can't run naked; I'm always tripping  (Bill Allred Quotes) If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger  (Bill Allred Quotes) Words can hurt, you stupid bitch  (Bill Allred Quotes) I gotta go pinch off a norbit  (Bill Allred Quotes) You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website  (Bill Allred Quotes) Life is like a bowl of old bread  (Bill Allred Quotes) You make my ass hurt!  (Bill Allred Quotes) I'm gonna go home and spank the clown  (Bill Allred Quotes) There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks  (Bill Allred Quotes) I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light  (Bill Allred Quotes) Do what is right let the booty follow  (Bill Allred Quotes) Eat your way to safety!  (Bill Allred Quotes) They're 'fun bags' not 'feed bags!  (Bill Allred Quotes) I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me  (Bill Allred Quotes) This baby will be born with a drinking problem  (Bill Allred Quotes) I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them  (Bill Allred Quotes) If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn't be pregnant now  (Bill Allred Quotes) What do you mean I can't sleep with this hooker in the basement?  (Bill Allred Quotes) You're large but not in charge  (Bill Allred Quotes) It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are  (Bill Allred Quotes)