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Bill Bailey Quotes

Work hard, save and live within your means Picture Quote #1

Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit Picture Quote #1

It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still Picture Quote #1

I got ham but I’m not a Hamster Picture Quote #1

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism Picture Quote #1

I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion! Picture Quote #1

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Contentment is knowing you’re right Picture Quote #1

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine Picture Quote #1

A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn’t like that Picture Quote #1

I’m a post-modern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically Picture Quote #1

So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all! Picture Quote #1

Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it’s thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context Picture Quote #1

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On the Taliban: That ethos was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs. The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the subjugation and humiliation of women from the world of golf Picture Quote #1

Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t - haven’t made my mind up yet Picture Quote #1

Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished Picture Quote #1

I spent money on a decent bike, a bit of kit for paddle boarding and I like bird watching so I bought a decent pair of binoculars but as far as bottles of Cristal champagne and Gucci loafers? No, blingy and showy stuff isn’t me Picture Quote #1

Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book the Doors of Perception. Now, I don’t actually think that’s the first thing he wrote: he probably wrote ‘my brain is melting’ ten thousand times, but it was the book that the critics latched on to Picture Quote #1

I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department Picture Quote #1

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Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it’s basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams Picture Quote #1

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we’re still alive, before we die Picture Quote #1

I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game Picture Quote #1

I’m English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise Picture Quote #1

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that’s undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive Picture Quote #1

The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you’ve always got a couple of days in hand Picture Quote #1

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There we go, that’s it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours Picture Quote #1

Marijuana? It’s harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with i Picture Quote #1

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard Picture Quote #1

I’m a vegetarian, I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish aren’t they Picture Quote #1

The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It’s as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let’s take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder Picture Quote #1

People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’ Picture Quote #1

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Work hard, save and live within your means (Bill Bailey Quotes) Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit (Bill Bailey Quotes) It’s not a beard, it’s an animal I’ve trained to sit very still (Bill Bailey Quotes) I got ham but I’m not a Hamster (Bill Bailey Quotes) Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism (Bill Bailey Quotes) I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion! (Bill Bailey Quotes) Contentment is knowing you’re right (Bill Bailey Quotes) I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine (Bill Bailey Quotes) A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn’t like that (Bill Bailey Quotes) I’m a post-modern vegetarian. I eat meat ironically (Bill Bailey Quotes) So many beautiful things, I cannot possess them all! (Bill Bailey Quotes) Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of entropy when all it’s thermal and mechanical functions fail, thus rendering all human endeavors ultimately pointless. Just to put the gig in some sort of context (Bill Bailey Quotes) On the Taliban: That ethos was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs. The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the subjugation and humiliation of women from the world of golf (Bill Bailey Quotes) Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t - haven’t made my mind up yet (Bill Bailey Quotes) Welcome to the O2. A unique building in Dublin, in that it is actually finished (Bill Bailey Quotes) I spent money on a decent bike, a bit of kit for paddle boarding and I like bird watching so I bought a decent pair of binoculars but as far as bottles of Cristal champagne and Gucci loafers? No, blingy and showy stuff isn’t me. (Bill Bailey Quotes) Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book the Doors of Perception. Now, I don’t actually think that’s the first thing he wrote: he probably wrote ‘my brain is melting’ ten thousand times, but it was the book that the critics latched on to (Bill Bailey Quotes) I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department (Bill Bailey Quotes) Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries for quality of life, because of things like the weather, obviously, late retirement, poor holiday, poor public services, poor health service; it’s basically just a kind of grey, godless wilderness, full of cold pies and broken dreams. (Bill Bailey Quotes) The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we’re still alive, before we die (Bill Bailey Quotes) I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game. (Bill Bailey Quotes) I’m English and, as such, I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise (Bill Bailey Quotes) If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that’s undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive. (Bill Bailey Quotes) The day after tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life - that way you’ve always got a couple of days in hand. (Bill Bailey Quotes) There we go, that’s it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours. (Bill Bailey Quotes) Marijuana? It’s harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with i (Bill Bailey Quotes) Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard (Bill Bailey Quotes) I’m a vegetarian, I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish aren’t they (Bill Bailey Quotes) The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It’s as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let’s take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder (Bill Bailey Quotes) People say ‘Bill, are you an optimist?’ And I say, ‘I hope so.’ (Bill Bailey Quotes)

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