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Bill Bailey Quotes

I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game Picture Quote #1

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight! Picture Quote #1

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying ‘Hawk the Slayer’ was rubbish, when what I should have said ‘Dad, you’re wrong Picture Quote #1

Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door Picture Quote #1

Nostalgia: How long’s that been around? Picture Quote #1

I’m quite lucky, because I’ve got a small, decorative concrete pig Picture Quote #1

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Contentment is knowing you’re right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong Picture Quote #1

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! Picture Quote #1

It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life Picture Quote #1

I will tame evil, I will get the evil ones, we must find the evil ones. We must get evil, we must laminate evil, we must wear it round our necks, at the backstage party in paradise! Picture Quote #1

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative Picture Quote #1

It’s true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide Picture Quote #1

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Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish Picture Quote #1

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative Picture Quote #1

There we go, that’s it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours Picture Quote #1

Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it Picture Quote #1

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability Picture Quote #1

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I spent my childhood scrambling round badgers and foxes and playing fantastic country kid games like knocking on people’s doors and running away. God that was a good game (Bill Bailey Quotes) How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ...no eight! (Bill Bailey Quotes) I once punched a bloke in the face for saying ‘Hawk the Slayer’ was rubbish, when what I should have said ‘Dad, you’re wrong (Bill Bailey Quotes) Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door (Bill Bailey Quotes) Nostalgia: How long’s that been around? (Bill Bailey Quotes) I’m quite lucky, because I’ve got a small, decorative concrete pig (Bill Bailey Quotes) Contentment is knowing you’re right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong (Bill Bailey Quotes) Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! (Bill Bailey Quotes) It’s the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life (Bill Bailey Quotes) I will tame evil, I will get the evil ones, we must find the evil ones. We must get evil, we must laminate evil, we must wear it round our necks, at the backstage party in paradise! (Bill Bailey Quotes) Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative (Bill Bailey Quotes) It’s true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide (Bill Bailey Quotes) Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish (Bill Bailey Quotes) Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative (Bill Bailey Quotes) There we go, that’s it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours (Bill Bailey Quotes) Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you’re laughing at it (Bill Bailey Quotes) Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability (Bill Bailey Quotes)

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