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Bill Burr Quotes

As a big music fan, England is an amazing place to go Picture Quote #1

Patrice O’Neal is the best comic I ever saw Picture Quote #1

Podcasting is great. Total freedom Picture Quote #1

I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham’s grave Picture Quote #1

If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that’s good for me; I’m good Picture Quote #1

I was certified to take x-rays, but you can’t just show up and start cleaning people’s teeth Picture Quote #1

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Rich people never go to war. You ask a college kid to go to war, and he’s like, ‘Umm, I’m taking this sociology class, and I think war is, like, really stupid, and my roommate’s, like, half Afghani, so it’s going to cause some static.’ Picture Quote #1

I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I’m thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I’ve seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming Picture Quote #1

I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Captain Lou, Ted DiBiase...Uh...I’m forgetting some people...Greg Valentine. Chris Rock and Ric Flair are the best. Ric Flair is the king Picture Quote #1

I have to make small adjustments, but I can’t change too much. If I’m worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn’t as funny Picture Quote #1

Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It’s not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it’s a pile of rocks next to a highway. There’s actually a highway right next to it, but you don’t see that in pictures Picture Quote #1

I’m trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I’ve done enough of that in my career Picture Quote #1

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The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it Picture Quote #1

It’s a blue-collar city [Manchester] that’s transitioning into a white collar place and people are getting priced out Picture Quote #1

When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It’s always been high quality stuff coming out of there Picture Quote #1

I’ve battled with that type of stuff, but what I’ve found is that by doing stand-up, I’ve actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don’t have clinical, but I’ve definitely had my bouts with it Picture Quote #1

It’s a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There’s good things and bad things Picture Quote #1

If you’re away from your house for a month, by the time you come back there’s someone else living in it Picture Quote #1

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Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn’t work out. But maybe because it didn’t work out, that’s why I ended up on ‘Breaking Bad;’ I don’t know Picture Quote #1

Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can’t just be like, ‘Alright, I got my hour down, people are coming to see me now. Now, I’m going to lean on the mike stand.’ No, you gotta work even harder now. You got to top what you already did. Because they’ll find someone else Picture Quote #1

I’m one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time Picture Quote #1

Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you’re trying to spell? What do you end up getting, you end up getting, like, a question mark. You got a million dollars of technology just looking back at you like, ‘You got me, buddy. Which is pretty amazing because I have all the words.’ Picture Quote #1

Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else’s success is not your failure Picture Quote #1

[Nazi] copied stuff from us for their final solution but we get to walk around like we’re the good guys Picture Quote #1

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I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I’m taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an acting scene. You’ve got to work out those ticks. For instance, standing up used to be really hard for me. I act much better if I’m sitting down Picture Quote #1

The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me Picture Quote #1

Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it’s a fun place to live Picture Quote #1

You know, it wasn’t even that I’m a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I’d be able to do it the way I wanted to do it Picture Quote #1

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn’t be funny, but to observe it, it’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

For aspiring comedians? Don’t listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny Picture Quote #1

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As a big music fan, England is an amazing place to go (Bill Burr Quotes) Patrice O’Neal is the best comic I ever saw (Bill Burr Quotes) Podcasting is great. Total freedom. (Bill Burr Quotes) I loved the [English] countryside. I went to John Bonham’s grave. (Bill Burr Quotes) If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that’s good for me; I’m good. (Bill Burr Quotes) I was certified to take x-rays, but you can’t just show up and start cleaning people’s teeth. (Bill Burr Quotes) Rich people never go to war. You ask a college kid to go to war, and he’s like, ‘Umm, I’m taking this sociology class, and I think war is, like, really stupid, and my roommate’s, like, half Afghani, so it’s going to cause some static.’ (Bill Burr Quotes) I was scared to death because for the comics of my generation, HBO specials are like the pinnacle. I’m thinking of all these unbelievable comedians I’ve seen on HBO: Chris Rock, George Carlin, Damon Wayans, Richard Pryor and Billy Crystal. I started having a panic attack seeing my name in that list of people. It was pretty overwhelming. (Bill Burr Quotes) I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him win), Captain Lou, Ted DiBiase...Uh...I’m forgetting some people...Greg Valentine. Chris Rock and Ric Flair are the best. Ric Flair is the king. (Bill Burr Quotes) I have to make small adjustments, but I can’t change too much. If I’m worrying about that stuff too much then the show isn’t as funny. (Bill Burr Quotes) Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It’s not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it’s a pile of rocks next to a highway. There’s actually a highway right next to it, but you don’t see that in pictures. (Bill Burr Quotes) I’m trying to get away from trashing women, to be honest. I think I’ve done enough of that in my career. (Bill Burr Quotes) The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it. (Bill Burr Quotes) It’s a blue-collar city [Manchester] that’s transitioning into a white collar place and people are getting priced out. (Bill Burr Quotes) When I was coming up the DC Improv was considered the best Improv out there. It’s always been high quality stuff coming out of there. (Bill Burr Quotes) I’ve battled with that type of stuff, but what I’ve found is that by doing stand-up, I’ve actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don’t have clinical, but I’ve definitely had my bouts with it. (Bill Burr Quotes) It’s a whole new world as far as getting a show on the air. There’s good things and bad things. (Bill Burr Quotes) If you’re away from your house for a month, by the time you come back there’s someone else living in it. (Bill Burr Quotes) Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn’t work out. But maybe because it didn’t work out, that’s why I ended up on ‘Breaking Bad;’ I don’t know. (Bill Burr Quotes) Stand up comedy is this thing you get to do, so you have to treat it with respect. You can’t just be like, ‘Alright, I got my hour down, people are coming to see me now. Now, I’m going to lean on the mike stand.’ No, you gotta work even harder now. You got to top what you already did. Because they’ll find someone else. (Bill Burr Quotes) I’m one of those guys like whatever the situation is, as long as people are cool and everybody is trying to be funny, I have a good time. (Bill Burr Quotes) Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you’re trying to spell? What do you end up getting, you end up getting, like, a question mark. You got a million dollars of technology just looking back at you like, ‘You got me, buddy. Which is pretty amazing because I have all the words.’ (Bill Burr Quotes) Surround yourself with positive people. Also, be a positive person. Root for people. Somebody else’s success is not your failure. (Bill Burr Quotes) [Nazi] copied stuff from us for their final solution but we get to walk around like we’re the good guys. (Bill Burr Quotes) I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I’m taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an acting scene. You’ve got to work out those ticks. For instance, standing up used to be really hard for me. I act much better if I’m sitting down. (Bill Burr Quotes) The first guy who got Aids was a French flight attendant. How you like that Frenchie! You know when I come back and run for office, that may be the one that comes back and haunts me. (Bill Burr Quotes) Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it’s a fun place to live. (Bill Burr Quotes) You know, it wasn’t even that I’m a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I’d be able to do it the way I wanted to do it. (Bill Burr Quotes) My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn’t be funny, but to observe it, it’s hilarious. (Bill Burr Quotes) For aspiring comedians? Don’t listen to me. Just go on stage and do what you think is funny. (Bill Burr Quotes)

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