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Bill Cosby Quotes

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores Picture Quote #1

Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they’ll understand Picture Quote #1

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we’ve got these knuckleheads walking around Picture Quote #1

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right Picture Quote #1

You can’t compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing Picture Quote #1

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We cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else Picture Quote #1

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. ‘Do you help your mother clean up the house?’ I asked one girl of seven. ‘No,’ she sweetly replied, ‘I help make the mess.’ It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it Picture Quote #1

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it Picture Quote #1

One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek Picture Quote #1

With my wife Camille’s help, I took to social networking. I’m working with the computers Picture Quote #1

The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they’re so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent’s signature like a child Picture Quote #1

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You are not going to ‘go forth.’ You are going to take that damn hat off and you’re going to get a job Picture Quote #1

I’m not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can’t see the stitches. I’m not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I’m a thinking person, and I’ve been blessed with the ability to see some things and talk about them in a way that registers in a humorous and funny way Picture Quote #1

My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for judgment - and I don’t want my wife up there first. No, the judgment will be horrendous Picture Quote #1

I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I’m up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I’m trying to do Picture Quote #1

We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don’t have to dress a crazy way, or hang out with people who are looking for trouble in order to be loved and accepted, then half the battle is over Picture Quote #1

On many young actors that don’t give their parents proper credit: I’m still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live Picture Quote #1

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Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O Picture Quote #1

By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America during our lifetime. But despite significant progress, racism remains Picture Quote #1

I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that’s OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it’s their product and I’m the spokesperson, and I’m going to deliver Picture Quote #1

I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it’s like saying, ‘Pass the salt.’ Picture Quote #1

The problems with kids having short attention spans is driven by entertainment, reset buttons on games, games having to do with getting somewhere and heads blowing up. Everything is ‘cut to the chase, cut to the chase.’ Picture Quote #1

I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don’t want to talk about anything that is violent, and they want to explain to the children how bad violence is and how behavior - violent behavior, is something that they really should not practice and think about Picture Quote #1

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I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It’s healthy. ‘Why don’t you like it?’ Because it tastes like bad breath Picture Quote #1

George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It’s taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words Picture Quote #1

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don’t know what’s next Picture Quote #1

I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can’t do, and that is, bring your audience along Picture Quote #1

There’s a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it is I really do Picture Quote #1

There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living Picture Quote #1

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Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores (Bill Cosby Quotes) Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they’ll understand (Bill Cosby Quotes) These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education and now we’ve got these knuckleheads walking around (Bill Cosby Quotes) All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right (Bill Cosby Quotes) You can’t compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful (Bill Cosby Quotes) I don’t have a problem believing in God and Jesus. But in Genesis one has to wonder about these sentences that just go on and end without finishing. The thought is unfinished. Where did Adam go? What is he doing? Hello? There has to be some pages missing (Bill Cosby Quotes) We cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the best that we can. The key word is education - education with maximum effort. Without it, we cannot be in charge of ourselves or anyone else (Bill Cosby Quotes) While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. ‘Do you help your mother clean up the house?’ I asked one girl of seven. ‘No,’ she sweetly replied, ‘I help make the mess.’ It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it (Bill Cosby Quotes) Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it (Bill Cosby Quotes) One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children-unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek (Bill Cosby Quotes) With my wife Camille’s help, I took to social networking. I’m working with the computers (Bill Cosby Quotes) The childless experts on child raising also bring tears of laughter to my eyes when they say, I love children because they’re so honest. There is not an agent in the CIA or the KGB who knows how to conceal the theft of food, how to fake being asleep, or how to forge a parent’s signature like a child (Bill Cosby Quotes) You are not going to ‘go forth.’ You are going to take that damn hat off and you’re going to get a job (Bill Cosby Quotes) I’m not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can’t see the stitches. I’m not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I’m a thinking person, and I’ve been blessed with the ability to see some things and talk about them in a way that registers in a humorous and funny way (Bill Cosby Quotes) My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for judgment - and I don’t want my wife up there first. No, the judgment will be horrendous (Bill Cosby Quotes) I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I’m up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I’m trying to do (Bill Cosby Quotes) We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don’t have to dress a crazy way, or hang out with people who are looking for trouble in order to be loved and accepted, then half the battle is over (Bill Cosby Quotes) On many young actors that don’t give their parents proper credit: I’m still waiting for some actor to win, say, an Oscar... and deliver the following acceptance speech: I would like to thank my parents, first of all, for letting me live (Bill Cosby Quotes) Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. (Bill Cosby Quotes) By the 1960s, many of us believed that the Civil Rights Movement could eliminate racism in America during our lifetime. But despite significant progress, racism remains. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that’s OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it’s their product and I’m the spokesperson, and I’m going to deliver. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I love Twitter, but some people use profanity so much that at some point it’s like saying, ‘Pass the salt.’ (Bill Cosby Quotes) The problems with kids having short attention spans is driven by entertainment, reset buttons on games, games having to do with getting somewhere and heads blowing up. Everything is ‘cut to the chase, cut to the chase.’ (Bill Cosby Quotes) I want to get violence - I want schools to start from K through 12 to just every day have teachers understand that they don’t want to talk about anything that is violent, and they want to explain to the children how bad violence is and how behavior - violent behavior, is something that they really should not practice and think about. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It’s healthy. ‘Why don’t you like it?’ Because it tastes like bad breath. (Bill Cosby Quotes) George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It’s taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words. (Bill Cosby Quotes) For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don’t know what’s next. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I tell stories. Because I believe you can do things that joke tellers can’t do, and that is, bring your audience along. (Bill Cosby Quotes) There’s a gap between people knowing what I do and really believing that I still do that - and wondering what it is I really do. (Bill Cosby Quotes) There should be more on television that uplifts people and shows them how to better prepare themselves for earning a living. (Bill Cosby Quotes)

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