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Bill Cosby Quotes

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores Picture Quote #1

Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O Picture Quote #1

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others Picture Quote #1

Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language Picture Quote #1

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry Picture Quote #1

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice Picture Quote #1

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Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific Picture Quote #1

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit Picture Quote #1

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home Picture Quote #1

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody Picture Quote #1

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't Picture Quote #1

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge Picture Quote #1

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries Picture Quote #1

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy Picture Quote #1

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children Picture Quote #1

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on Picture Quote #1

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made Picture Quote #1

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework Picture Quote #1

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The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them Picture Quote #1

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God Picture Quote #1

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice Picture Quote #1

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much Picture Quote #1

It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful Picture Quote #1

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children Picture Quote #1

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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it Picture Quote #1

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now Picture Quote #1

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any Picture Quote #1

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow Picture Quote #1

I said to a guy, I said, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?, And he said, Well, it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole? Picture Quote #1

A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain Picture Quote #1

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Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores (Bill Cosby Quotes) Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O. (Bill Cosby Quotes) Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others (Bill Cosby Quotes) Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language (Bill Cosby Quotes) Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry (Bill Cosby Quotes) A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice (Bill Cosby Quotes) Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific (Bill Cosby Quotes) Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit (Bill Cosby Quotes) Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home (Bill Cosby Quotes) I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody (Bill Cosby Quotes) I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't (Bill Cosby Quotes) Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge (Bill Cosby Quotes) Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries (Bill Cosby Quotes) Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy (Bill Cosby Quotes) My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children (Bill Cosby Quotes) People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on (Bill Cosby Quotes) Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made (Bill Cosby Quotes) Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework (Bill Cosby Quotes) The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them (Bill Cosby Quotes) There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God (Bill Cosby Quotes) Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice (Bill Cosby Quotes) Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much (Bill Cosby Quotes) It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful (Bill Cosby Quotes) Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children (Bill Cosby Quotes) The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it (Bill Cosby Quotes) The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now (Bill Cosby Quotes) You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any (Bill Cosby Quotes) My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow (Bill Cosby Quotes) I said to a guy, I said, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?, And he said, Well, it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole? (Bill Cosby Quotes) A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain (Bill Cosby Quotes)

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