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Bill Cosby Quotes

The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn’t identify the formation Picture Quote #1

I can’t negate the theory that the Huxtables on ‘The Cosby Show’ may have helped pave the way for the Obama family. People enjoyed watching that black family Picture Quote #1

I Spy’ represents the absence of the tension of the black man or black woman or anyone of that color walking in, so that the white racist person can become entertaining to a viewer Picture Quote #1

Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem Picture Quote #1

My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on the Internet. I am happy to share them. For this I was born Picture Quote #1

Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others Picture Quote #1

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Well, I really don’t know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone Picture Quote #1

If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for you. Chances are the parents don’t feel seriously about coming to meet with teachers Picture Quote #1

I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status Picture Quote #1

Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, ‘If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn’t have any material.’ He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge Picture Quote #1

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won’t get them. If you take them just for emergency, that’s all they’re gonna get Picture Quote #1

I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child’s behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap Picture Quote #1

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My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now Picture Quote #1

And to those people with no children but who think they’d like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility Picture Quote #1

When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn’t even have a Christmas tree Picture Quote #1

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things Picture Quote #1

Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn’t going to come along and cut your grass Picture Quote #1

Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, ‘Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.’ Picture Quote #1

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I can’t even talk the way these people talk. ‘Why you ain’t?’ ‘Where you is?’ Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth Picture Quote #1

You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven Picture Quote #1

The Cosby Show’ made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar Picture Quote #1

We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts Picture Quote #1

I’m not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I’m healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don’t want to eat, but I eat it because I’m enjoying staying alive Picture Quote #1

You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that’s not going to cut it Picture Quote #1

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All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts Picture Quote #1

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by ‘survival of the fittest.’ Picture Quote #1

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking Picture Quote #1

Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language Picture Quote #1

I think if a 30-year-old Bill Cosby sat on stage with a 72-year-old Bill Cosby, they would enjoy each other Picture Quote #1

I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six television sets in our house, and it’s less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out Picture Quote #1

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The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn’t identify the formation. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I can’t negate the theory that the Huxtables on ‘The Cosby Show’ may have helped pave the way for the Obama family. People enjoyed watching that black family. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I Spy’ represents the absence of the tension of the black man or black woman or anyone of that color walking in, so that the white racist person can become entertaining to a viewer. (Bill Cosby Quotes) Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person’s problem (Bill Cosby Quotes) My observations are not bread crumbs. They do not dissolve. They are on record, on film printed in books, and found on the Internet. I am happy to share them. For this I was born. (Bill Cosby Quotes) Meadowlark and I share a common vision of bringing joy and laughter to others (Bill Cosby Quotes) Well, I really don’t know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is to try to please everyone. (Bill Cosby Quotes) If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for you. Chances are the parents don’t feel seriously about coming to meet with teachers. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I am not going to give in to people who try to exploit me because of my celebrity status (Bill Cosby Quotes) Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, ‘If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn’t have any material.’ He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge. (Bill Cosby Quotes) If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won’t get them. If you take them just for emergency, that’s all they’re gonna get. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child’s behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap. (Bill Cosby Quotes) My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now. (Bill Cosby Quotes) And to those people with no children but who think they’d like to have them some day to fulfill their lives. Remember: With fulfillment comes responsibility. (Bill Cosby Quotes) When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn’t even have a Christmas tree. (Bill Cosby Quotes) College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things (Bill Cosby Quotes) Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn’t going to come along and cut your grass. (Bill Cosby Quotes) Comedy Central is what these young people are viewing. The network speaks to their audience, which is saying, ‘Give me fast jokes. Give me party stories and party language.’ (Bill Cosby Quotes) I can’t even talk the way these people talk. ‘Why you ain’t?’ ‘Where you is?’ Everybody knows it’s important to speak English except these knuckleheads. You can’t be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. (Bill Cosby Quotes) You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven (Bill Cosby Quotes) The Cosby Show’ made an impact on comedy, television and culture. We rejected lowering the bar. (Bill Cosby Quotes) We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I’m not the healthiest, but I am healthy. I’m healthy to the point where there are things that I have to eat that I don’t want to eat, but I eat it because I’m enjoying staying alive. (Bill Cosby Quotes) You people are not prepared. You are well educated and you look cute, but that’s not going to cut it. (Bill Cosby Quotes) All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts. (Bill Cosby Quotes) As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by ‘survival of the fittest.’ (Bill Cosby Quotes) Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking. (Bill Cosby Quotes) Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language (Bill Cosby Quotes) I think if a 30-year-old Bill Cosby sat on stage with a 72-year-old Bill Cosby, they would enjoy each other. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I watch an awful lot of television, and I get a little tired of what I see... We have about six television sets in our house, and it’s less expensive for me to do a television series than it is for me to throw them all out. (Bill Cosby Quotes)

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