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Bill Cosby Quotes

I was 23 years old, a freshman at university, and there I was, on the first day, sitting in a remedial English class. I was so ashamed I almost got up and left, but somehow I knew inside that if I ran away from this, I would hate myself forever Picture Quote #1

According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself Picture Quote #1

You’ll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you’ll never need a friend Picture Quote #1

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don’t have a job...Because when you finally get a job you’re going to be one of us Picture Quote #1

I don’t see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It’s not there Picture Quote #1

George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other’s work Picture Quote #1

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What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children Picture Quote #1

God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as us Picture Quote #1

When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made Picture Quote #1

In September of 1960, I was blessed - and I’m not saying blessed in the everyday religious way - when Temple University accepted me after scoring 500 on the SAT. I was 23 years old, and they put me in remedial. I was the happiest remedial person on earth Picture Quote #1

A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child Picture Quote #1

My mother comes in my room and says, Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty! Now, I’ve already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it Picture Quote #1

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Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, ‘You draw the people to you,’ and I guess that’s what I do Picture Quote #1

I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the elevation of the hill. All you hear people talk about is what he didn’t do Picture Quote #1

Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you Picture Quote #1

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry Picture Quote #1

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice Picture Quote #1

Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger Picture Quote #1

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Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific Picture Quote #1

Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.' Picture Quote #1

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit Picture Quote #1

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home Picture Quote #1

I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal Picture Quote #1

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody Picture Quote #1

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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time Picture Quote #1

I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't Picture Quote #1

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge Picture Quote #1

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries Picture Quote #1

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy Picture Quote #1

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children Picture Quote #1

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I was 23 years old, a freshman at university, and there I was, on the first day, sitting in a remedial English class. I was so ashamed I almost got up and left, but somehow I knew inside that if I ran away from this, I would hate myself forever. (Bill Cosby Quotes) According to the State of Florida, the person with the gun has the right to defend him or herself (Bill Cosby Quotes) You’ll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you’ll never need a friend. (Bill Cosby Quotes) Pay off your student loan. Even if you don’t have a job...Because when you finally get a job you’re going to be one of us. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I don’t see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It’s not there. (Bill Cosby Quotes) George Booth and I are both funny, and from afar, without meeting, admired each other’s work (Bill Cosby Quotes) What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children. (Bill Cosby Quotes) God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as us. (Bill Cosby Quotes) When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade boys because I felt that was an important time for them. I had gone astray at that point in my life and really wanted to help keep them from making the same mistake I had made. (Bill Cosby Quotes) In September of 1960, I was blessed - and I’m not saying blessed in the everyday religious way - when Temple University accepted me after scoring 500 on the SAT. I was 23 years old, and they put me in remedial. I was the happiest remedial person on earth. (Bill Cosby Quotes) A baseball manager has learned a lot about his job from having played the game, but a parent has not learned a thing from having once been a child. (Bill Cosby Quotes) My mother comes in my room and says, Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty! Now, I’ve already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it. (Bill Cosby Quotes) Karl Malden was a good friend of mine, and he said, ‘You draw the people to you,’ and I guess that’s what I do. (Bill Cosby Quotes) I see Obama as Sisyphus in the first four years. And nobody would speak about the size of the rock, or the elevation of the hill. All you hear people talk about is what he didn’t do. (Bill Cosby Quotes) Sometimes you try to help people, and it backfires on you, and then they try to take advantage of you. (Bill Cosby Quotes) Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry (Bill Cosby Quotes) A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice (Bill Cosby Quotes) Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger (Bill Cosby Quotes) Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific (Bill Cosby Quotes) Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up to you and says, when you're acting the fool, 'you know I worry about you sometimes.' (Bill Cosby Quotes) Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit (Bill Cosby Quotes) Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home (Bill Cosby Quotes) I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been separate and unequal (Bill Cosby Quotes) I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody (Bill Cosby Quotes) I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time (Bill Cosby Quotes) I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't (Bill Cosby Quotes) Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge (Bill Cosby Quotes) Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries (Bill Cosby Quotes) Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy (Bill Cosby Quotes) My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children (Bill Cosby Quotes)

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