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Bill Cosby Quotes

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal  (Bill Cosby Quotes) Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes  (Bill Cosby Quotes) People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on  (Bill Cosby Quotes) Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die  (Bill Cosby Quotes) Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made  (Bill Cosby Quotes) Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework  (Bill Cosby Quotes) The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them  (Bill Cosby Quotes) The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods  (Bill Cosby Quotes) There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God  (Bill Cosby Quotes) Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it  (Bill Cosby Quotes) Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice  (Bill Cosby Quotes) You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it  (Bill Cosby Quotes) A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station  (Bill Cosby Quotes) As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest"  (Bill Cosby Quotes) Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much  (Bill Cosby Quotes) I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't  (Bill Cosby Quotes) I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this Earth as long as he has two pieces of bread  (Bill Cosby Quotes) If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right  (Bill Cosby Quotes) It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful  (Bill Cosby Quotes) Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children  (Bill Cosby Quotes) That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked  (Bill Cosby Quotes) The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic  (Bill Cosby Quotes) The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it  (Bill Cosby Quotes) The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now  (Bill Cosby Quotes) You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any  (Bill Cosby Quotes) People will frighten you about a graduation.... They use words you don't hear often: And we wish you Godspeed. It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices  (Bill Cosby Quotes) My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow  (Bill Cosby Quotes) A father... Knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested  (Bill Cosby Quotes) What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate  (Bill Cosby Quotes) I am not interested in statistics that tell me things are not as bad as they seem. Things are horrible. I have met people crying about what is happening, but there is no solution yet. Our children are trying to tell us something, and we are not listening. I don't care what the statistics say  (Bill Cosby Quotes)
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