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Bill Cosby Quotes

My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful Picture Quote #1

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you Picture Quote #1

I said to a guy, I said, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?, And he said, Well, it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole? Picture Quote #1

A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain Picture Quote #1

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity Picture Quote #1

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the bosses job... And I don't want it! Picture Quote #1

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I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook Picture Quote #1

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... What is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are Picture Quote #1

I tell my kids, This is not the same person I grew up with. You are looking at an old woman who is trying to get into Heaven Picture Quote #1

And tired always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, I am just sick... And I said, And tired. I don't remember anything after that Picture Quote #1

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six Picture Quote #1

My parents never smiled... Because I had brain damage. My wife and I don't smile because our children are LOADED with it!! Oh, my parents smile now, whenever they come over to the house and see how much trouble I'm having. Oh, they have a ball! Havin' a li'l trouble, huh, son?! Picture Quote #1

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In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage Picture Quote #1

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it Picture Quote #1

Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally Picture Quote #1

I don’t wear no condom and I don’t plan for no kids Picture Quote #1

I think you need to make responsibility something that’s not just a word Picture Quote #1

The three ingredients of a successful union between two... humor, commitment and undying love Picture Quote #1

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers Picture Quote #1

Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though Picture Quote #1

A word to the wise ain't necessary — it's the stupid ones who need the advice Picture Quote #1

I don’t think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I’d rather talk about the similarities, about what’s universal in their experiences Picture Quote #1

If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff Picture Quote #1

If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library Picture Quote #1

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Let me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neutral mind Picture Quote #1

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook Picture Quote #1

If I use the word romance, whether it’s my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there Picture Quote #1

It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest Picture Quote #1

Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart Picture Quote #1

For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don’t know what’s next Picture Quote #1

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My father walked to school 4 o'clock every morning with no shoes on, uphill, both ways, in 5 feet of snow and he was thankful (Bill Cosby Quotes) My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you (Bill Cosby Quotes) I said to a guy, I said, Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?, And he said, Well, it intensifies your personality. I said, Yes, but what if you're an asshole? (Bill Cosby Quotes) A person with no children says, Well I just love children, and you say Why? And they say, Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em - they tell the truth. That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain (Bill Cosby Quotes) Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity (Bill Cosby Quotes) I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the bosses job... And I don't want it! (Bill Cosby Quotes) I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook (Bill Cosby Quotes) I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... What is your name, boy? And don't lie to me, because you live here, and I'll find out who you are (Bill Cosby Quotes) I tell my kids, This is not the same person I grew up with. You are looking at an old woman who is trying to get into Heaven (Bill Cosby Quotes) And tired always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, I am just sick... And I said, And tired. I don't remember anything after that (Bill Cosby Quotes) My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six (Bill Cosby Quotes) My parents never smiled... Because I had brain damage. My wife and I don't smile because our children are LOADED with it!! Oh, my parents smile now, whenever they come over to the house and see how much trouble I'm having. Oh, they have a ball! Havin' a li'l trouble, huh, son?! (Bill Cosby Quotes) In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage (Bill Cosby Quotes) In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to discipline a child is still a mystery to most fathers and... mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it (Bill Cosby Quotes) Intellectuals are people who go to study things other people do naturally (Bill Cosby Quotes) I don’t wear no condom and I don’t plan for no kids (Bill Cosby Quotes) I think you need to make responsibility something that’s not just a word (Bill Cosby Quotes) The three ingredients of a successful union between two... humor, commitment and undying love (Bill Cosby Quotes) Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers (Bill Cosby Quotes) Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though (Bill Cosby Quotes) A word to the wise ain't necessary — it's the stupid ones who need the advice (Bill Cosby Quotes) I don’t think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I’d rather talk about the similarities, about what’s universal in their experiences (Bill Cosby Quotes) If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff (Bill Cosby Quotes) If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library (Bill Cosby Quotes) Let me say this: I only expect the black media to uphold the standards of excellence in journalism and when you do that, you have to go in with a neutral mind (Bill Cosby Quotes) Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they grab is an iron hook (Bill Cosby Quotes) If I use the word romance, whether it’s my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word sex when sex is there (Bill Cosby Quotes) It is not a matter of who is rejecting me, as much as it is somebody may get it, and I am going to keep plowing through it because in this world of education, there is a harvest (Bill Cosby Quotes) Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart (Bill Cosby Quotes) For college seniors there should be a week of being allowed to cry. Just break down and cry because you are scared and don’t know what’s next (Bill Cosby Quotes)

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