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Bill Engvall Quotes
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I’ve learned in my older age that sexy gets you further than brains (Bill Engvall Quotes)
I love playing the bitter guy (Bill Engvall Quotes)
I’m a blue collar guy (Bill Engvall Quotes)
When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door? (Bill Engvall Quotes)
In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships (Bill Engvall Quotes)
Europe has such an expansive history (Bill Engvall Quotes)
I am feeling older every day (Bill Engvall Quotes)
How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered? (Bill Engvall Quotes)
There’s a reason God didn’t give me this success in my 20s, because I’d have blown it (Bill Engvall Quotes)
I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process (Bill Engvall Quotes)
Lady, I didn’t get up this morning wanting to be a jackass... But you just pushed my jackass button (Bill Engvall Quotes)