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Life is about making tough choices. Sometimes you have to go where your career is going (Bill Maher Quotes)
People are very narcissistic. It’s not all their fault. We live in a society where there is a magazine for you, a channel for you, a perfume for you (Bill Maher Quotes)
Democrats are afraid of polls. Republicans aren`t afraid of polls. Republicans make polls. Democrats run from polls (Bill Maher Quotes)
Anything is depressing if you dwell on it. The fact that religion could end the world? Yeah, I guess that could be considered depressing. But considering that there’s also a lot to laugh at, I think it’s a good balance (Bill Maher Quotes)
People are either good or they’re not. Religion doesn’t make anybody good, I don’t think (Bill Maher Quotes)
In an average moral universal society, good people will try to do the right thing, and psychotic people will do wicked things. But if you want to make good people do wicked things, you need them to be religious (Bill Maher Quotes)
America is like a dog. I’m sorry, but it is. It cannot understand actual words. It understands inflection. It understands fear. But you can’t actually explain issues to a dog (Bill Maher Quotes)
The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining (Bill Maher Quotes)
It’s supposed to be a good thing that he’s got this dialogue started. To me, I think, I just took away something bad from it, because, apparently he had to do this not to convince them of anything. To educate them (Bill Maher Quotes)
It’s very hard not to be condescending when you’re explaining something to an idiot (Bill Maher Quotes)
Obama has had more fundraisers than the last six presidents combined. And he’s still losing in the money race! (Bill Maher Quotes)
Bush the younger has two things going for him that his father never had. One: an easy charm with regular people and two: the power to make them disappear without a trial (Bill Maher Quotes)
When consumers know things, they tend to make informed choices, and that could affect corporate profits. I’m sorry, but your right to know is always going to be outweighed by their right to hide it from you (Bill Maher Quotes)
Everybody has a magazine and a channel. There are 500 channels and 500 magazines, and we wonder why we’re not united as a country (Bill Maher Quotes)
The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them (Bill Maher Quotes)
The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy (Bill Maher Quotes)
Be out of the mainstream. I’m out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream? (Bill Maher Quotes)
You know... there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time... husband!!! (Bill Maher Quotes)
Religion is defined as belief in and worship of a controlling power and atheism is precisely not that (Bill Maher Quotes)
Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It’s nothing to brag about... Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don’t have all the answers, to think that they do (Bill Maher Quotes)
I always compare marriage to communism. They’re both institutions that don’t conform to human nature, so you’re going to end up with lying and hypocrisy (Bill Maher Quotes)
Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy (Bill Maher Quotes)
Look, I have never made a secret of the fact that I have tried marijuana... About 50,000 times (Bill Maher Quotes)
You can’t be a rational person six days a week and on one day of the week, go to a building, and think you are drinking the blood of a two thousand year old space God. That doesn’t make you a person of faith…, that makes you a schizophrenic (Bill Maher Quotes)
If you want to get rich with a tax free enterprise that sells nothing, start a church (Bill Maher Quotes)
New rule: If churches don’t have to pay taxes, they also can’t call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend, that’s one of those services that goes along with paying in. I’ll use the fire department I pay for. You can pray for rain (Bill Maher Quotes)
If it makes you feel any better we will be happy to attack a country that had nothing to do with it (Bill Maher Quotes)
Kids. They’re not easy, but there has to be some penalty for having sex (Bill Maher Quotes)
Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became (Bill Maher Quotes)
The truth can be hard to take, but we have an obligation to look and see what’s going on, and, if we don’t like it, a chance to stop going along with it. This important film provides precisely that insight and that opportunity (Bill Maher Quotes)